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Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has downloaded:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I really don’t get enough praise for someone who doesn’t need validation from others.

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Spotted on Facebook:

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Just shared via Discord:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero feels kinda stupid nowadays. Just launch a Patreon, my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio.

Making waves on TikTok:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Spotted on X:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

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40 Funny send quotes

Funny send quotes 🤣 are the perfect way to add a dash of humor to your day! Whether you’re cheering up a friend or just need a good laugh, these witty gems brighten up any conversation 🌟. From sarcastic one-liners to clever puns, they guarantee giggles and smiles all around 😄. So, why not sprinkle some laughter into your life with these playful and cheeky quotes? Share the joy and watch the chuckles roll in 📲😂.

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1 week ago
Share →: I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage 🚚😅✈️
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Commentary:
"Isn't it fun discovering new typos after sending? It's like getting surprise gifts from yourself! 🎁🤦‍♂️ #OopsIDidItAgain"
2 weeks ago
Share →: A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

Commentary:
"Every email she sends is a crime against beauty! 🥺💌 #JusticeForBeauties"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Commentary:
"Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"
2 months ago
Share →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

Commentary:
"When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"
2 months ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Commentary:
"Who needs liquid courage when you have impulsive thumbs? 😂📱🙈"
2 months ago
Share →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

Commentary:
"Just sent the email! Now let's hope I don't get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂"
2 months ago
Share →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

Commentary:
"Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘‍♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Commentary:
"When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂"
4 months ago
Share →: If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

Commentary:
🏆🏠 "If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me." Now that's what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you've mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Trending via Facebook:

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Live now on WeChat:

Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

Just landed via Twitch:

Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

Reported on TikTok:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

Making waves on WeChat:

Study so hard until Dior is like Shein to you.

Trending via Reddit:

God saw you do that.

Just landed via Twitch:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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