36 Funny send quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You better be kissing the screen when I send pics.

  Commentary:
  "When my phone gets slobber marks, I'll know who's to blame! 😆📱💋"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs liquid courage when you have impulsive thumbs? 😂📱🙈"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

  Commentary:
  "Just sent the email! Now let's hope I don't get carried away by a gust of wind. 💨📧😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

  Commentary:
  "Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘‍♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

  Commentary:
  "When you're so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me.

  Commentary:
  🏆🏠 "If there was an award for staying at home, I’d win and then send someone else to pick it up for me." Now that's what you call next-level homebody skills! Who needs a trophy when you've mastered the art of staying comfy at home? 😂 #HomebodyChampion

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

  Commentary:
  Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of the rogue send button striking again! 🙊💥 Who needs a pause button for those impulsive thoughts, right? 🤣 #ThinkBeforeYouClick"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

  Commentary:
  Oh, don't worry, sweetie! Seeing those shiny credit cards might just make your day sparkle as bright as those numbers on the front! 💳✨ Just remember, swiping doesn't count as exercise, no matter how many times you do it! 😜 #BadDaySolutions

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

  Commentary:
  "Looking for more than just a one-night stand? Apply now with your full dating history and references. Serious inquiries only! 📝💼😂"

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