30 Funny send quotes

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I'm having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025