Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.

Commentary:
"Oops, wrong emoji, wrong timing! 🤦‍♂️ Remember folks, choose your emojis wisely, unless you want to turn condolences into a round of applause! 👏🏼😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Commentary:
🤖 "Dear predictive text, please stop pushing me to spread Thanksgiving cheer every time someone just wants a recipe! Even virtual assistants need a break from holiday vibes sometimes 😂🦃 #PredictiveTextProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: You have to be careful about sending your spouse things on social media. You send too many things, next thing you know chores are being redistributed because of “all the free time you clearly have”.

Commentary:
"Sending your spouse stuff on social media is a slippery slope – one minute you're spreading love, the next minute you're redistributing chores like it's the Wild West 🤠. Proceed with caution, folks! 💻🧹 #MarriageMemes"
6 months ago
Share →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

Commentary:
Oh, the sweet agony of instant replies – the email version of a dramatic plot twist in a movie! 💌💥 It's like sending a carrier pigeon off to deliver a secret message, only to have it fly back with the response faster than you can say "Wait, let me finish my coffee first!" ☕😂 #EmailEtiquetteDrama
6 months ago
Share →: I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of snack emergency! 🚨🍕 Don't worry, just think of it as your daily workout routine – going up and down the stairs to fetch food is great exercise! 💪😄 Who needs a stair climber when you have a hungry stomach to motivate you? 😉 #SnackRescueMission
6 months ago
Share →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic village math problem: 2 kids + playtime = 6 hungry tummies! 🤔👦👧👦👧👦👧 Hungry or not, these kids definitely know how to multiply faster than any calculator! 🍴😂 #VillageLife #HungryKids"
6 months ago
Share →: My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

Commentary:
"Autocorrect is my worst enema… I mean, enemy. 🤦‍♂️🌊 Don't worry, typos happen to the breast of us!"
6 months ago
Share →: Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Commentary:
"Who needs liquid courage when you have a permanent residence in Regretsville? 🙈📱 No alcohol required for this wild ride of embarrassing texts! Just pure, unfiltered shame delivered straight to your inbox. Cheers to that sober regret! 🍷😅"
6 months ago
Share →: You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate race to the inbox! 🏁 Will you be the trailblazer in this brave new world of nudie selfies, or will you take your time to craft the perfect angle? 📸 Either way, embrace this historic opportunity with camera-ready confidence! 🤳😂"