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You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.
Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.
Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?
You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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4 weeks ago
Share →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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Commentary:
"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"
1 month ago
Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Commentary:
"Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"
2 months ago
Share →: I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Commentary:
🤳👍 "I can't stand people who are like 'I require validation' – wait, did you remember to like and share this post to validate my opinion? 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest"
5 months ago
Share →: untitled post 129420

January was a tough year but we made it.
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Commentary:
"Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁‍♂️ #confidenceiskey"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of family computing – where sibling squabbles and parental patience were put to the test over who got to use the PC next! 💻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It was a time when we learned the art of negotiation and compromise, all while navigating the treacherous waters of dial-up internet. Good times, good times! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FamilyTechWars
5 months ago
Share →: Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Commentary:
"Never trust a clock with your juicy secrets – they're busy telling time, not keeping mum! ⏰🤫 #TickTockSnitch"
5 months ago
Share →: You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Commentary:
"Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"
5 months ago
Share →: Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Commentary:
"Swipe right if you want to hear my ACHOO-tastic sound bite! 🤧😂 Who needs a pickup line when you've got a sneeze that'll sweep you off your feet? 🌬️💕 #SneezeForLove"
5 months ago
Share →: You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Commentary:
"Those food-sharing couples must have unlocked the ultimate level of love where giving away a fry is a grand gesture! 🍟❤️ Either that or they have mastered the art of snacking without getting hangry! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"