Commentary:
"Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁♂️ #confidenceiskey"
Funny share quotes
Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?
Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of family computing – where sibling squabbles and parental patience were put to the test over who got to use the PC next! 💻👨👩👧👦 It was a time when we learned the art of negotiation and compromise, all while navigating the treacherous waters of dial-up internet. Good times, good times! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FamilyTechWars
Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.
Commentary:
"Never trust a clock with your juicy secrets – they're busy telling time, not keeping mum! ⏰🤫 #TickTockSnitch"
You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.
Commentary:
"Need to know my mood? Just check my animal video sharing history – one moment it's adorable puppies melting your heart, the next it's a sassy cat serving up some serious attitude 😼🐶 #MoodSwingsInHD"
Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.
Commentary:
"Swipe right if you want to hear my ACHOO-tastic sound bite! 🤧😂 Who needs a pickup line when you've got a sneeze that'll sweep you off your feet? 🌬️💕 #SneezeForLove"
You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?
Commentary:
"Those food-sharing couples must have unlocked the ultimate level of love where giving away a fry is a grand gesture! 🍟❤️ Either that or they have mastered the art of snacking without getting hangry! 😂 #RelationshipGoals"
You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.
Commentary:
"Trust me, I'm like a vault when it comes to keeping your secrets. But as for who I share them with… well, let's just say I've been known to spill the tea! 🤐🔒☕️ #SecretsSafewithMeNotSoMuch"
The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.
Commentary:
Oh, the classroom – where parents' secrets go to get a PhD in "public knowledge"! 🤭📚 Little do most parents know that their kids are the ultimate informants in the school gossip network. 🕵️♂️📝 It's like having a tiny espionage agent infiltrating your personal space! 😅🔍 #ParentalSecretsExposé