15 Funny share quotes

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  11 hours ago

  Share →: The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃‍♂️

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  3 days ago

  Share →: The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

  Commentary:
  Spreddit like wildfire! 🔥📲😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

  Commentary:
  "Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁‍♀️😂✨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

  Commentary:
  "Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦‍♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

  …

  Commentary:
  "Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

  Commentary:
  🤳👍 "I can't stand people who are like 'I require validation' – wait, did you remember to like and share this post to validate my opinion? 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁‍♂️ #confidenceiskey"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days of family computing – where sibling squabbles and parental patience were put to the test over who got to use the PC next! 💻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 It was a time when we learned the art of negotiation and compromise, all while navigating the treacherous waters of dial-up internet. Good times, good times! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FamilyTechWars

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

  Commentary:
  "Never trust a clock with your juicy secrets – they're busy telling time, not keeping mum! ⏰🤫 #TickTockSnitch"

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