17 Funny share quotes — Wordgag ツ

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

1 month ago1 month ago

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

1 month ago1 month ago

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

2 months ago2 months ago

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

2 months ago2 months ago

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse your face, and share my posts.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

2 months ago2 months ago

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

3 months ago3 months ago

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

4 months ago4 months ago

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

4 months ago4 months ago

I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

Feb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

Do you guys remember when we had to share one desktop computer wіth the whole famіly?

Jan 28, 2025

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Jan 26, 2025

You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Jan 26, 2025

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Jan 26, 2025

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

Jan 23, 2025

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Jan 22, 2025

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Jan 21, 2025