17 Funny share quotes

Funny share quotes are the ultimate mood boosters 😂✨ Perfect for brightening your feed and spreading laughs with friends! Whether you’re looking to lighten the vibe or just add some cheeky charm to your day, these hilarious gems will have everyone cracking up 🤣💬 Ready to hit share and watch the smiles roll in? Let’s get the giggles going! 🎉😜

On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they…

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That's one way to keep the air of mystery and perpetual confusion alive! 🤔😂💔

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

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The highest form of bromance: sharing pizza crumbs and a 6 train. 🍕🐀🚇

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts o…

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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode 😴⏰🏃‍♂️

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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Spreddit like wildfire! 🔥📲😂

Don’t forget to brush your teeth, comb your hair, cleanse y…

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"Important daily routine: brush teeth, comb hair, wash face, and, of course, boost my algorithm 🦷🪥💁‍♀️😂✨"

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my…

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"Time travelers be like: 'We found your embarrassing 2012 post! 😅🤦‍♂️ #DigitalArchaeology #BraceForImpact'"

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our live…

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"Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

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"Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"

I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please…

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🤳👍 "I can't stand people who are like 'I require validation' – wait, did you remember to like and share this post to validate my opinion? 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest"

I can’t stand when people need constant validation on…

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"Who knew the 'like' button had such power over our self-worth? 😂👍 Don't worry, you're validated just by being your fabulous self! 💁‍♂️ #confidenceiskey"