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6 months ago
Share →: Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Commentary:
"Ah, the life of a rural commuter 🚂🐎! While urban dwellers grumble about delays on the subway, we countryside folk are here twiddling our thumbs waiting for the trusty rail replacement horse to trot on by. 🤠 #CountryLiving"
6 months ago
Share →: Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Commentary:
Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks
6 months ago
Share →: At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Commentary:
"Who said you can't have popcorn-worthy drama even from the afterlife? 👀🍿 #DramaFromTheGrave 💁‍♀️💀"
6 months ago
Share →: I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Commentary:
"Driving is the perfect marriage of sitting leisurely and screaming profanities at other drivers 🚗💨 Don't worry, road rage is just another form of self-expression! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Commentary:
"Riding a bike is like multitasking for your legs – 'Okay, left, right, left, right, left, right!' 🚲😂 Who knew sitting and running could be so efficient? Just call it the 'sit-and-sprint' workout!"
6 months ago
Share →: Never understood why people train their dogs to sit pretty or roll over when there are useful tricks like empty the dishwasher or fold the laundry.

Commentary:
"Who needs a dog that can high-five when you can have one that can fold laundry like a pro? 🐕👚 Let's revolutionize dog training one chore at a time! 💪🐾 #DomesticatedSuperheroes"
6 months ago
Share →: You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Commentary:
Oh, so the back seat is the new Grassy Knoll now, huh? 🚗💥 Who would have thought a seating arrangement could be so controversial? 😂 Just watch out for any suspicious-looking umbrella holders, okay? ☂️ #BackSeatConspiracy
6 months ago
Share →: Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Commentary:
"Dear deodorant manufacturers, if your product really lasts 72 hours, does that mean I can hibernate for 3 days and still smell fresh? 🤔 Meanwhile, my bus ride feels like a never-ending aroma adventure thanks to your 'long-lasting' promise! 🚌🤢 #PublicTransportStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Commentary:
"Trying to balance stress levels and doing nothing is an art form 🎨💆‍♂️ It's like juggling chaos and serenity at the same time! 🤹‍♂️ #LifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

Commentary:
Ah, the classic paradox of productivity! 🤯💼 It's like having a deadline approaching at the speed of light, but instead of tackling the tasks, you end up in a staring contest with your to-do list. Procrastination game strong! 😂 #MasterOfAvoidingResponsibilities