48 Funny small quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mythical breakdown cure: a peanut butter critic in disguise! 🥪😅👶

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

  Commentary:
  Why stop there? Let's add a cat cafe, yoga studio, and a place to nap! ☕📚🍰🌸😺🧘💤

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

  Commentary:
  Instant six-pack abs by simply putting down the donut? Sign me up! 🍩➡️💪😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

  Commentary:
  When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! ☕👀🔍

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

  Commentary:
  When the small talk supply chain runs dry by midweek 😂🙌 #SilenceIsGolden

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

  Commentary:
  When your email thinks it's playing hide and seek: challenge accepted! ✉️🔍😎

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

  Commentary:
  "Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

  Commentary:
  "Turns out 'Font Size Negotiator' wasn't on my dream job list, yet here we are! 👓📜😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

  Commentary:
  🦁 "When you're the king of the jungle, a little sprinkle is just extra seasoning! 👑💦"

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