57 Funny small quotes

• The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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  4 weeks ago

  bakery, business, coffee, coffee shop, creative, creative business, feminine, feminine urge, flower, flower shop, humor, library, multitasking, multitasking business, open, shop, small, small business, urge

• They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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  4 weeks ago

  change, huge, humor, improvement, instant, instant payoff, invent, lifestyle, lifestyle change, motivation, payoff, self, self-improvement, should, small, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, care, cliché, enjoy, entertainment, happening, humor, i, mystery, small, small town, something, story, suspense, town

• It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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  4 weeks ago

  alone, Friday, frustration, humor, i, independence, introvert, leave, me, please, ran, small, small talk, solitude, talk, Tuesday

• No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

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  4 weeks ago

  annoyance, digital, email, humor, internet, link, matter, satire, small, still, technology, unsubscribe

• Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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  4 weeks ago

  absolutely, ask, conversation, conversations, hobby, humor, i, interaction, let, me, meet, new, new people, people, skill, small, small talk, social, social interaction, social skill, talk, tell, tier, top, top tier, work

• Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

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  4 weeks ago

  adulthood, aging, bad, convince, eyesight, font, font size, going, humor, just, means, self-deception, size, small, too, trying, yourself

• My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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  4 weeks ago

  aspiration, change, clear, goal, humor, life, life change, month, motivation, next, self-improvement, simple, simplicity, small, whole

• The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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  4 weeks ago

  after, attitude, bathroom, concern, confidence, drops, embarrassment, even, humor, lion, masculinity, pee, shake, shower, small, sure, urinal

• That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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  4 weeks ago

  caffeine, coffee, coffee maker, daily, every, happiness, happy, joy, little, maker, me, morning, morning ritual, ritual, routine, small, small joy, walk

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