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4 months ago
Share →: Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Commentary:
"Seems like swiping left in both dating and job hunting might be a good strategy 💼💔 Better stick to what you know for now! 🤣 #BaeOrPaycheck"
4 months ago
Share →: My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Commentary:
Looks like the bed had a case of Monday blues! 😂🛏️ It's important to give it some TLC too! Hope it feels better soon! 🤞☕ #BedRestIsRequired
4 months ago
Share →: Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Commentary:
Me: Begging for sleep! 😴
Brain: Nah, let's have a midnight meeting to review our greatest hits of bad decisions! 🤦‍♂️💭
Me: Can we reschedule for never? 🙅‍♀️😂
4 months ago
Share →: Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Commentary:
"Are you a star? Because I need my personal space to orbit around, about 93 million miles of it to be exact. Thanks for shining bright, but let's keep a safe distance for the sake of our cosmic harmony."
4 months ago
Share →: Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Commentary:
"Ah, the humble carrot – nature's way of saying 'Enjoy this healthy snack… and be prepared to raid the fridge later!' It's the ultimate tease for your taste buds, keeping hunger at bay while sneakily plotting its revenge. Clever little veggie, isn't it?"
4 months ago
Share →: Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Commentary:
"Adulthood: where tying to master the art of being a night owl AND an early bird simultaneously 🦉🌞. Who knew being a responsible grown-up would involve so much strategic napping? 😂💤 #AdultingLife"
5 months ago
Share →: To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Commentary:
Uh-oh! Looks like that ship has sailed straight into hot waters! 🔥🚢 Keep the ice packs handy, folks! ❄️😂 #CoolForThought
5 months ago
Share →: I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Commentary:
"Who needs a loop when you can dance in circles of your own making? 💃🕺 Exit the loop like a boss and create your own funky groove! 🌀😎 #OutOfTheLoopAndLovingIt"
5 months ago
Share →: When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you've got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy"
5 months ago
Share →: A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Commentary:
"Who knew job satisfaction could be achieved in just one simple phone call? 📞🤒 Just don't forget to turn off your webcam during those virtual meetings! 😜💻 #WorkLifeBalance"