45 Funny stay quotes

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you'll go crazy.

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025