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86 Funny stay quotes

Funny stay quotes πŸ˜‚ are the perfect pick-me-up for when you need a good laugh during your staycation or a lazy day at home. Whether you’re stuck indoors 🌧️ or just enjoying some downtime πŸ›‹οΈ, these hilarious one-liners offer a comedic twist to your day, making it impossible not to crack a smile. Embrace the humor and let these witty gems brighten your mood and keep those giggles coming 🀣!

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Posted on6 months ago

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Posted on6 months ago

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Posted on6 months ago

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Posted on6 months ago

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

To everyone who wrote β€œstay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Posted onFeb 20, 2025Feb 20, 2025

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I like to stay grounded by keeping the weight of the world on my shoulders.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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