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156 Funny struggle quotes

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’ve been dieting for a little over a week and I already gained three pounds.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Being a sleepy girl with a busy life is so hard.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025