Funny taught quotes

• I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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  3 weeks ago

  child, children, ed, family, humor, husband, multitasking, opinion, parenting, phone, pregnancy, run, scrolling, sex, sex ed, should, strong, taught, third, through, weeks, while, wild, woman

• If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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  2 months ago

  anything, crazy, different, human, human nature, humor, me, media, nature, personality, social, social media, taught

• If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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  2 months ago

  animation, anything, cartoons, cliff, comedy, fall, humor, irony, little, satire, slapstick, taught, umbrella, us, uselessness

• Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

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  2 months ago

  alone, collaboration, everything, frustration, group, group project, humor, independence, learning, me, project, solo, taught, teamwork, trust

• The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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  2 months ago

  efficiency, employment, ethic, humor, lesson, me, office, office humor, productivity, taught, work, work ethic, workload, workplace, workplace humor

• If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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  2 months ago

  anything, bee, education, humor, irony, language, learning, lot, me, media, ready, social, social media, spelling, taught, Twitter, us

• My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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  2 months ago

  cat, eats, finicky, humor, i, order, pet, pet humor, taught, Uber, Uber Eats

• If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

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  5 months ago

  anything, being, better, bowie, david, David Bowie, inspiration, little, memorable, music, personality, taught, uniqueness, us, weird

• If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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  5 months ago

  back, being, break, break up, cool, cool stuff, date, dating, humor, i, lame, lingo, relationship, shit, slang, stuff, taught

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