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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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The best part about filling out doctor appointment forms online is when you get there and they say “hello, please fill out these forms!”

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Absolute worst time of year to have a secret family. Hands down.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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At the end of the day, it’s the friend that doesn’t take your ghosting phases personally.

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Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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Bowling: The most fun you can have wearing someone else’s shoes.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Texting my boss from the job I got laid off from 5 months ago and telling him I have diarrhea.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

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Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Just shared via WeChat:

Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

Making waves on TikTok:

You can reach me by butterfly.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Reported on Reddit:

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

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At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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