Commentary:
Channeling my inner Bowie… I'm off to buy more glitter and a pet iguana just to keep things interesting! β¨π¦
Funny taught quotes
If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.
If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.
If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.
Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.
The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.
If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.
