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5 months ago
Share →: You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Commentary:
"📱💔 Looks like you've mistakenly dialled the hotline for heartbreak instead of happily ever after! Remember, it's better to be single and fabulous than stuck in a textationship with a man who's just not that into you! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Commentary:
"Group chats: where one minute you're peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like it's auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie! 📱💥 Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. 😅 #GroupChatChaos"
5 months ago
Share →: Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

Commentary:
Breaking news: local prankster strikes again, masterfully executing the classic "It's done" text to random numbers! 📱😄 Will the unsuspecting recipients fall for the mystery of the message, or decode the ultimate prank? Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel of "Random Number Roulette: The Sequel"! 🎉 #TextingAntics #MischiefManaged
5 months ago
Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Commentary:
"lol is like a casual chuckle at a joke, while LOL is full-blown, knee-slapping, tears-streaming laughter 😂! Let's just say, one is a light giggle and the other is a side-splitting, ab-crunching experience! 🤣 #PunctuationVsLaughter"
5 months ago
Share →: I feel so discombobulated when supermarkets switch up the aisles without texting me first.

Commentary:
"Oh, the audacity of supermarkets to rearrange their aisles without prior notice! How dare they leave us feeling discombobulated and lost in the world of groceries 😱🛒 Next thing you know, they'll be hiding the cookies in the broccoli section just for fun! #SupermarketShenanigans"
5 months ago
Share →: Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggles of modern dating – where texting first can feel like a grand gesture of desperation! 🙈 Remember, ladies, sometimes you gotta take the reins and send that message, because who knows, maybe he's just waiting for a cute emoji from you to break the ice! 😉📱 #TextingDilemmas
5 months ago
Share →: No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

Commentary:
"Who needs haunted houses when you have your archived chats on WhatsApp lurking in the shadows? 🌚👻 #SpookyConversations"
5 months ago
Share →: Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a covert operation on our hands – Operation: Heart Eyes! 🕵️‍♂️💌 Keep your enemies close and your co-workers closer, especially the hearts-for-eyes types! 😂💔 #SpyGames"
5 months ago
Share →: Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's trying to spice up those boring work meetings! 😂📱 Just make sure he doesn't accidentally hit 'send' to his boss instead! 🙈💼 #MarriagePranks"