44 Funny three quotes

• Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

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  1 month ago

  doubt, humor, i, joke, man, men, sarcasm, skepticism, three, wise, Wise Man

• Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

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  1 month ago

  40s, accident, activity, cardiologist, great, health, hiking, humor, i, Jesus, medical, meet, met, new, nurse, outdoor, outdoor activity, paramedic, people, three, today

• Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

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  1 month ago

  connect, connection, cry, crying, frustration, goal, humor, laptop, new, printer, technology, three, times

• I’m bad at being sad. Three minutes in, and I’m already making fun of my situation.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, bad, being, coping, coping mechanism, emotions, fun, humor, making, mechanism, minutes, sad, sadness, self-deprecation, situation, three

• My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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  2 months ago

  deprivation, doing, hobby, hours, humor, insomnia, laziness, nothing, procrastination, saying, sleep, sleep deprivation, staying, staying up, three, tired

• Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.

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  2 months ago

  college, every, except, group, group project, humor, people, person, project, sarcasm, single, smart, smarter, student, teamwork, three, welcome, where

• Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

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  2 months ago

  account, adulthood, adulting, budgeting, day, days, finance, financial, financial struggle, humor, later, money, money transfer, myself, personal, personal finance, relatable, save, savings, savings account, struggle, three, transfer, wild

• Ignored the small door that appeared in my apartment three days ago, and now it’s gone. That’s how it’s done.

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  2 months ago

  ago, apartment, days, disappearance, done, door, event, gone, humor, ignored, ignoring, mystery, small, small door, three, unexpected, unexpected event

• Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

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  2 months ago

  being, communication, energy, ever, friend, friendship, guilt, horrible, i, interaction, introvert, live, message, open, procrastination, reply, social, social interaction, text, text message, think, three, weeks

• Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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  2 months ago

  amount, before, breakup, dating, evil, evil ex, ex, experience, humor, love, meet, need, normal, normal ex, offer, relationship, right, serious, situationship, spouse, three, truly

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