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4 weeks ago
Share →: I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Commentary:
"When you achieve inner peace by turning your inbox into a black hole. 🌌📭😂"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Commentary:
"G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"
2 months ago
Share →: The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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Commentary:
"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! 🥤☕️🥂"
2 months ago
Share →: I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Commentary:
"When the moon is out there herding wolves, women, and waves, you know it's under a lot of pressure! 🌕🐺🌊👩‍🦰"
3 months ago
Share →: Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Commentary:
"Life as a woman: Playing a never-ending game of 'Guess That Body Signal' with your own anatomy! 🧐💁‍♀️😂 #GirlProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony of self-checkout! 🤷‍♂️ Clearly, they misunderstood the concept of "self" in self-checkout. Maybe they thought it meant "staff-assisted" checkout instead! 🤣 #TeamworkMakesTheDreamWork
6 months ago
Share →: Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

Commentary:
"Trust your gut, they say. But maybe steer clear of the slot machines 🎰. Three out of five ain't bad… unless you're betting your life savings! 😂 #IntuitiveButNotLucky"
6 months ago
Share →: When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

Commentary:
"Whoever said a way to a man's heart is through his stomach clearly never dated a man who can cook! 🍳🔥 Forget red flags, give me a chef any day! 😄👨‍🍳 #RelationshipGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

Commentary:
🍻 “Hear ye, hear ye! It’s time for the official unveiling of the ‘Tipsy Furnishing’ concept! Where meatballs and merriment meet flat-pack furniture – because who doesn’t want their Gjörfbunkle to come with a side of brewski wisdom? Cheers to the genius who knew the true path to assemble-y bliss!” 🛋️🍺
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Cooking wizardry achieved! 🧙‍♂️💥 Closing that tab like a boss, because who needs recipes taking up precious browser real estate? 😜 #KitchenPro #MissionAccomplished"