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18 Funny touch quotes

New funny touch quotes 👇

  • “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest thing...
  • Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to ...
  • I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.
  • Please hesitate to get in touch with me.
  • Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s ...
  • Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you t...
  • I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to sa...
  • Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to ...
  • Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone...
  • They should make you watch a training video and pass a littl...

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