16 Funny touch quotes

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

Funny Quotes Feb 11, 2025

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist's touch.

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I've already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Wiping my hands on my pants before I'm shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I don't need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: "Are you sure you've really REALLY touched everything?"

As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025