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Funny urban quotes bring city life to your feed with a splash of humor and a dash of street-smart wit ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ˜‚ From bustling sidewalks to quirky commuters, these playful lines capture the chaotic charm of urban living ๐Ÿšฆ๐Ÿ˜Ž Ready to laugh and relate? Dive into the city vibe where every corner has a story and every joke hits close to home! ๐Ÿ™๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ #CityLife #UrbanHumor

Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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