Funny urban quotes

• Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

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  1 week ago

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• There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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  1 week ago

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• Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

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  2 weeks ago

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• You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Rare earth, this rare earth, that. There’s nothing more rare on this earth than affordable housing in a walkable neighborhood.

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  3 weeks ago

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• We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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  3 weeks ago

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