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36 Funny vacation quotes

Funny vacation quotes add a humorous touch to your travel adventures! 🌴😂 From witty remarks about packing woes to playful observations on holiday mishaps, these quotes capture the lighter side of escaping the daily grind. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun of your travels! 😄✈️

2 days ago
View →: Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.
2 months ago
View →: White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.
2 months ago
View →: Adults should get spring break from their jobs.
3 months ago
View →: Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.
3 months ago
View →: There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
3 months ago
View →: How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”
3 months ago
View →: Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.
3 months ago
View →: Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.
3 months ago
View →: I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.
4 months ago
View →: The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!
4 months ago
View →: The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.
4 months ago
View →: Called in, “Taking a gap year.”
4 months ago
View →: After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.
4 months ago
View →: Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.
4 months ago
View →: Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.
4 months ago
View →: Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.
4 months ago
View →: Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.
4 months ago
View →: Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.
4 months ago
View →: The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.
4 months ago
View →: If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.
4 months ago
View →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.
4 months ago
View →: I’m so desperate for a vacation that at this point I’d spend an all inclusive week at Jurassic Park.
4 months ago
View →: My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.
5 months ago
View →: Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.
5 months ago
View →: Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.
5 months ago
View →: Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.
5 months ago
View →: Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.
5 months ago
View →: Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.
5 months ago
View →: The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.
5 months ago
View →: It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

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