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Funny vacation quotes

Nov 20
Share →: Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.
Oct 6
Share →: Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.
Sep 30
Share →: The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.
Sep 29
Share →: It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.
Sep 29
Share →: We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.
Sep 22
Share →: Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.
Sep 22
Share →: Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.
Sep 22
Share →: Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.
Sep 22
Share →: I need a six-month vacation twice a year.
Sep 22
Share →: Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.