Funny Vacation Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through Your Getaway! 🌴😂

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

9 hours ago

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

15 hours ago

Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.

1 day ago

Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

2 days ago

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

2 days ago

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

2 days ago

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

2 days ago

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

2 days ago

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

3 days ago

Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

3 days ago

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

3 days ago

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

3 days ago

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

4 days ago

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

4 days ago

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

5 days ago