55 Funny vacation quotes

• I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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  2 months ago

  acceptance, day, funeral, humor, job, never, retire, using, vacation, vacation day, work, working

• I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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  2 months ago

  Bali, choice, destination, hope, i, Japan, luxury, Maldif, next, stress, Switzerland, time, travel, vacation

• Why is no one talking about the sheer pleasure of coming home from vacation and using your own bathroom.

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  2 months ago

  bathroom, comfort, coming, home, own, pleasure, sheer, talking, using, vacation, why

• On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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  2 months ago

  agenda, family, family vacation, internet, loud, parent, parents, read, reading, vacation

• A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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  2 months ago

  desire, humor, Italy, money, month, motivation, travel, vacation, work

• Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

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  2 months ago

  am, auto-reply, break, day, email, emails, forwarding, good, humor, i, message, nowhere, office, out of office, read, unread, vacation, work, work break

• I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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  2 months ago

  best, Google, Googling, humor, i, Italy, money, time, timing, travel, vacation, visit

• I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

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  2 months ago

  baggage, dead, disappointment, emotional, emotional baggage, going, humor, humor quote, i, inside, left, sadness, suitcase, told, travel, vacation, wordplay, year

• Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, budgeting, camping, Europe, financial, going, humor, me, planning, summer, summer vacation, travel, travel planning, vacation

• White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

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  2 months ago

  cautionary, cautionary tale, humor, lotus, taking, tale, time, time off, vacation, white, White Lotus, work

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