56 Funny vacation quotes

• My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation.

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  3 hours ago

  deserve, humor, i, irony, relaxation, self-awareness, still, thinking, toxic, toxic trait, trait, travel, vacation, while

• Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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  8 hours ago

  August, Congress, enjoying, everyone, forgot, full, humor, i, month, oh, only, pay, politics, sarcasm, vacation, work

• I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

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  11 hours ago

  auto-reply, communication, email, finds, hope, humor, i, message, out of office, vacation, well, workplace

• I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

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  13 hours ago

  alone, days, else, everyone, getaway, house, humor, i, kind, myself, need, relaxation, solitude, vacation, where

• I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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  15 hours ago

  activity, adult, adults, break, close, fun, fun activity, i, job, jobs, just, months, need, outside, play, please, relaxation, summer, summer vacation, think, three, tired, vacation

• The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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  16 hours ago

  comparison, envy, except, humor, irony, know, leisure, media, need, social, social media, thing, vacation, work

• Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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  17 hours ago

  2, awesome, Congress, country, ethic, humor, month, month off, most, people, sarcasm, taking, two week vacation, vacation, week, weeks, where, work, work ethic

• I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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  20 hours ago

  beach, body, casual, confidence, humor, self-deprecating, summer, vacation

• Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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  1 day ago

  being, city, different, else, expense, expensive, family, humor, kid, kids, parenting, price, price tag, put, tag, travel, ungrateful, vacation

• A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

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  3 weeks ago

  activity, cabin, getaway, hot, hot tub, leisure, log, log cabin, outdoor, outdoor activity, perfect, relaxation, right, sounds, tub, vacation, weekend

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