Funny quotes vacation

35 Funny vacation quotes

Funny vacation quotes add a humorous touch to your travel adventures! 🌴😂 From witty remarks about packing woes to playful observations on holiday mishaps, these quotes capture the lighter side of escaping the daily grind. Enjoy a laugh and celebrate the fun of your travels! 😄✈️

White Lotus is a cautionary tale about taking time off from work.

2 weeks ago

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

3 weeks ago

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

1 month ago

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

1 month ago

How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

1 month ago

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

1 month ago

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

1 month ago

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

2 months ago

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

2 months ago

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

3 months ago

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

3 months ago

After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

3 months ago

Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

3 months ago

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

3 months ago

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

3 months ago

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

3 months ago

Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

3 months ago

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

3 months ago

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

3 months ago

I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

3 months ago