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37 Funny wine quotes

Funny wine quotes add a humorous twist to your favorite glass of vino! 🍷😂 From witty remarks about wine o’clock to playful observations on the joys of sipping, these quotes capture the lighter side of enjoying a good drink. Cheers to a laugh and a fine bottle! 😄🍇

“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

1 week ago

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

1 month ago

I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

1 month ago

I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

1 month ago

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

1 month ago

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

2 months ago

Need to clean the fridge, so I’m going to do the responsible thing and drink wine instead.

2 months ago

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

2 months ago

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

3 months ago

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

3 months ago

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

3 months ago

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

3 months ago

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

3 months ago

I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

3 months ago

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

3 months ago

It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

3 months ago

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

3 months ago

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

3 months ago

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

3 months ago

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

3 months ago