43 Funny wine quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

  Commentary:
  Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

  Commentary:
  Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

  Commentary:
  "That's a mood—I too am in my 'vintage' phase, expertly avoiding sunlight! 🍷🕶️🌞"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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  Commentary:
  "Wine: the only fitness plan where every glass makes your inner model emerge 🍷💃✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

  Commentary:
  "When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.

  Commentary:
  "Exactly! I'm just trying to channel my inner Jesus vibes, one sip at a time 🍷😇 #WineWednesdayMiracles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

  Commentary:
  "Because nothing says power move like sipping iced tea from a wine glass at the office 🍷💼 Boss level: expert! Who needs a corner office when you've got a fancy glass, am I right? 😄 #TeaGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.

  Commentary:
  Airports: where societal norms take a vacation! 🍕🍷✈️ Who says you can't start your day with pizza and wine in comfy track pants? It's practically a rite of passage in the world of jet-setting. Embrace the freedom and indulge in all the guilty pleasures before takeoff!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a church when you've got a magician in the house? I wouldn't mind a taste of that 'holy' water myself!"

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