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Funny wine quotes

Sep 29
Share →: We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.
Sep 25
Share →: I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
Sep 22
Share →: Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.
Sep 22
Share →: The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.
Sep 22
Share →: My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”
Sep 22
Share →: Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?
Sep 22
Share →: Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
Sep 22
Share →: I love airports because the rules of society don’t apply. Eat a pizza and have a glass of wine at 7 am while in track pants. Nobody cares.
Sep 22
Share →: I’m not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, let’s take a second look.
Sep 22
Share →: My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.