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46 Funny wisdom quotes

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025