64 Funny wisdom quotes

• The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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• The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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  2 months ago

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• That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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  2 months ago

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• The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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  2 months ago

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• The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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  2 months ago

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• It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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  2 months ago

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• Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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  2 months ago

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• Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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  2 months ago

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• Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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  2 months ago

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• A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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  2 months ago

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