49 Funny wisdom quotes

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  2 days ago

  View →: Some people are wise; some are otherwise.
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  1 week ago

  View →: “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.
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  1 month ago

  View →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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  3 months ago

  View →: People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m not old, I’m vintage.
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  4 months ago

  View →: God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”
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  4 months ago

  View →: When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?
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  4 months ago

  View →: When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.
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  4 months ago

  View →: You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I am simply too intelligent to be happy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?
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  5 months ago

  View →: When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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