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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

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Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

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Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

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I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Lie during your job interview because they’re lying to you about their great work environment.

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I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

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59 Funny wisdom quotes

Funny wisdom quotes are the perfect blend of humor and insight, offering a cheeky twist on life’s lessons 😂. They take the serious out of wisdom and sprinkle it with laughter, reminding us not to take everything too seriously 😉. Whether you need a giggle or a fresh perspective, these quotes deliver a dose of clever wit and sage advice, all wrapped up in a fun package 🎉. Dive into the world of funny wisdom and smile your way to enlightenment! 😄

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Share →: That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

Commentary:
So true! Turns out the wise uncle was just avoiding the chaos and living his best life! 🏃‍♂️🚪🏡😂
1 day ago
Share →: The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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I always knew the elderberry was the one with the PhD in Berryology! 🫐🎓🍇
7 days ago
Share →: The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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When you hit 50, your bladder gets a promotion: Director of Urgency! 🚽😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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Getting older: more "meh" energy, less "why" energy 😂🤷‍♂️✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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Following the teachings of Master Fuk Yu: because sometimes, a little ancient wisdom goes a long way (especially in rush hour traffic)! 😂🚗💬
2 weeks ago
Share →: Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Why not? I promise to return the flux capacitor on time 😜🔄🚗💨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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When your brain insists on being your heart's chaperone 😄🧠❤️
2 weeks ago
Share →: A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

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"When someone doesn't get it, just bee yourself and buzz by! 🍯🐝😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

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"Perfect advice for avoiding the dreaded 'School of Hard Knocks!' 🎓😎🔧 #StayCool"
1 month ago
Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Commentary:
"Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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When you’re using Grok, the A in Al just stands for Adolf.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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