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1 week ago
Share →: How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

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"Still checking my mailbox for that wisdom delivery! 📦🧠😂"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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"Life's all about balancing our WiFi and our 'Why try?' moments! 📶🤷‍♂️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: “Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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"Turns out, adulting is just paying bills, doing laundry, and wondering why I was in such a hurry! 🤔🧺💸"
2 months ago
Share →: The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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Ah, the paradox of intelligence: winning the brain game but sometimes forgetting to hit pause! 🧠💡 Remember, even Einstein knew when to relax—because overthinking can turn a genius into a over-caffeinated squirrel! ☕🤯 Sometimes, the smartest move is just taking a deep breath and letting the brain take a coffee break. 😌🚀
3 months ago
Share →: Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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"Arguing with an idiot is like trying to teach a fish how to ride a bicycle 🐟🚴‍♂️ Don't get caught in their trap of endless loops and illogicalities! Just smile, wave, and let them dance in their own circus of confusion 🤡💫"
3 months ago
Share →: People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between the know-it-alls and the actual know-it-alls. It's like a never-ending battle of wits, with one side armed with arrogance and the other with actual knowledge. Let the eye-rolling commence!"
4 months ago
Share →: I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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"Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace your 'wisdom highlights'? It's like your hair is trying to tell you, 'Hey, I may be gray, but I've got all the answers!'"
4 months ago
Share →: Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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"Life is certainly a balancing act between the wise and the…others 🤔🤣 It's a fine line we walk, but hey, where's the fun in having it all figured out? Embrace the otherwise, it keeps things interesting! 🧐😄"
5 months ago
Share →: The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

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"Flexing those scars like badges of honor, turning battle wounds into life lessons 💪🧠💥 #WisdomOverWounds"
5 months ago
Share →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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"Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"