Funny quotes wisdom

46 Funny wisdom quotes

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

1 month ago

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

1 month ago

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

2 months ago

Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

2 months ago

The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

3 months ago

You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

3 months ago

I’m not old, I’m vintage.

3 months ago

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

3 months ago

“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

3 months ago

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the terms and conditions I do not read.

3 months ago

Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

3 months ago

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

3 months ago

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

3 months ago

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

3 months ago

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

3 months ago

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

3 months ago

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

3 months ago

Welcome to your 50s, your joints are now meteorologists.

3 months ago

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

3 months ago

I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

3 months ago