Funny worker quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive and mysterious office ninja strategy! 🕵️‍♂️ Remember, in the wild world of work, blending in is key. Just like a chameleon camouflages, a top-notch worker disappears… until the coffee break comes around, of course! ☕️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

  Commentary:
  "Remember folks, retail workers are not miracle workers! 🙄 Next time, maybe start your shopping a tad earlier than waiting for Mary's waters to break. Just a thought! 😂 #BeKindToRetailWorkers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

  Commentary:
  "Being a social worker is like being a magician with the world's worst tricks – dealing with people and being social… 🧙‍♂️😅 Maybe they should add 'master of patience' to the job requirements!"

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