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Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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509 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,102

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Dec 24, 2025

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Spotted on Discord:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Being single only sucks when you’re a little drunk and really want to flirt.

Just shared via Messenger:

Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

Live now on Threads:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

Going viral on Facebook:

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

Making waves on Snapchat:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Going viral on Telegram:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

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5 months ago

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

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5 months ago

app, apps, date, dating, dating app, delete, deleting, department, hr, HR department, humor, meet, old fashioned, relationship, someone, workplace
Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam, and they’re just using it to make TVs.

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5 months ago

big, donate, donation, humor, just, plasma, scam, TV, TVs, using
Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

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5 months ago

2022, before, ChatGPT, chopper, comparison, entry-level, entry-level job, getting, humor, impact, job, job market, last, last chopper, market, realize, release, taking, technology, technology impact, Vietnam
Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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5 months ago

corral, everywhere, fly, food, food place, fruit, fruit fly, funny observation, golden, Golden Corral, humor, insect, observation, place, supermarket, why
Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

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5 months ago

activity, art, fun, fun activity, hangout, lost, lost art, music, music video, relaxation, smoking, smoking weed, video, videos, watching, weed
The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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5 months ago

boomer, gen, Gen Z, generation, humor, inappropriate, inappropriate question, millennial, pause, personal, personal question, question, stare, talk, z
I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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5 months ago

betrayal, breakup, cheating, concert, end, even, found, got, hard, humor, husband, i, irony, linkin, Linkin Park, matter, me, music, park, relationship, tried
People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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5 months ago

engagement, humor, internet, likes, max, media, people, persistence, secret, social, social media, still, time, tweet
One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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5 months ago

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18 shares on WeChat this month:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

92 shares on X this month:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

66 shares on Slack this month:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

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Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Back in my day, if you were 14 on the internet, you kept that to yourself.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Hey, so this Mercury retrograde is actually really demonic and soul-crippling. Let’s wrap this up by midnight.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I be having full arguments in my head, then walk around mad like someone actually said something to me.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via YouTube:

Beginning of August is always wild because it’s peak summertime, but the veil is so thin, like it’s Halloween.

Just landed via TikTok:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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