Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” in…

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A classic case of divided vowel syndrome! 🙈😂

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s…

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Sounds like we need the cheat code for life before hitting the high score 🤔🕹️ #StackingUp

Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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When Monday and Tuesday are in a race, they're both losing! 🐢🏁😂

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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Who needs a couch when you have a loaf? 🍞🛋️ #BreadIsTheBestListener

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but th…

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When even your mornings are doing a stand-up routine 🤣☕😴

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that b…

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Aliens: "Ah, the sticky confusion of Earth linguistics!" 🚀👽💬

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical…

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🤣🧠 Seems like I caught the same bug! Anyone know the cure, or should I just stick to memes and cat videos? 🐱🎥

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore, I’m just re…

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Not sure if I should get a therapist or a fortune teller at this point! 📱🔮😅

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me,…

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Who knew my inner boss would be more of a party planner than a drill sergeant? 🥳🛳️

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kin…

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Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍