Funny quotes alone

55 Funny alone quotes

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

3 weeks ago

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

1 month ago

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

1 month ago

The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

1 month ago

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

1 month ago

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

1 month ago

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

1 month ago

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

2 months ago

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

2 months ago

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

2 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

2 months ago

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

2 months ago

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

3 months ago

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

3 months ago

My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

3 months ago

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

3 months ago

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

3 months ago

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

3 months ago

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

3 months ago

Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

3 months ago