61 Funny alone quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to keep my flame alive while dodging strong gusts of reality! 😂🕯️💨"

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

  Commentary:
  "Me-time champion over here! 🥇😴 Guess I've mastered the art of 'social distancing' before it was cool! 😂🙌"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my morning routine agrees: rise and shine… eventually! ⏰☕😴"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being a homebody was actually an advanced social strategy? 😂🏠 #WinningAtIntroversion"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

  Commentary:
  "Clams: the original master of hiding in plain sight and making us work way too hard for a tiny snack! 🐚 Maybe they're just teaching us a lesson in the art of patience and perseverance 🤔 or perhaps they're just clamming up when it comes to sharing their goodies! 😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. 🐒 Just don't blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. 🔮😄"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

  Commentary:
  Well, clearly the TV show is a mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't solve! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Looks like the ultimate detective work falls on the remote control – the unsung hero of solo viewing sessions! 📺🦸‍♂️😆

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes.

  Commentary:
  "Living alone is like being in a never-ending game of 'Dish Duty Roulette' – it's always your turn to face the soapy battle! 🍽️🌀 But hey, at least you can rock out to your favorite tunes and dance like nobody's watching while you tackle those dishes! 💃🎶 #SoloLivingStruggles"

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