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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I’m done with work.

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Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

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Going viral on Twitch:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

Trending via Snapchat:

German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Just shared via TikTok:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

Just landed via Snapchat:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Share →: Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for my Fitbit to start demanding I feed it, or worse, clean up after it! 😂🐾 #HumanGochi"
1 month ago
Share →: Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

Commentary:
"Finally mastering the art of reverse psychology—cat edition! 😹🐾🍣"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Commentary:
"Sign me up for Goat Life! 🐐 Ready to leap into the weekend hooves-first, munching snacks and settling disputes the head-butting way! 😂🙌"
1 month ago
Share →: Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Commentary:
"Who needs a hand towel when you've got a purrsonal assistant? 😂🐱👐"
1 month ago
Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Commentary:
🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"
2 months ago
Share →: I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

Commentary:
"Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Commentary:
"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Commentary:
"Forget self-help books, I'm off to gallop my problems away! 🐎🤣 #WildHorseWisdom"
2 months ago
Share →: The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Commentary:
"Even the king of the jungle has 'mane' character flaws. 🦁😅 #RoaringRealities"
2 months ago
Share →: When I dance, people say it reminds them of a wild dog chasing its tail.

Commentary:
"At least you're keeping the dance floor entertained and the cardio going! 🕺😂🐶🔄"

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Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

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Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Trending via Instagram:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

Reported on Slack:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Breaking via Pinterest:

The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Breaking via Threads:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Shared recently on Discord:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Spotted on Threads:

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

Spotted on Messenger:

Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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Mike is short for Micycle.

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

I bet my calculator app wrapped would be pretty shameful.

Sorry, can’t. I’m currently nodding in class so the teacher doesn’t feel sad.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

They should invent a type of situation that improves.

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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