93 Funny asking quotes

• I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

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  4 hours ago

  asking, curtain, down to earth, Earth, expectations, humor, i, intimacy, just, me, over, relationship, shower, shower curtain, someone, touch, want

• Anybody else not stopped farting this evening? Asking for a friend.

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  4 hours ago

  asking, conversation, evening, fart, friend, humor, joking, social

• Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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  11 hours ago

  acting, ask, asking, behavior, circus, clown, going, humor, keep, keeps, self-reflection, stop, why, yourself

• Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

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  13 hours ago

  asking, communication, cool, ever, humor, reassurance, relationship, sex, unsolicited, unsolicited reassurance

• Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility.

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  16 hours ago

  asking, compatibility, date, dating, dinosaur, favorite, first date, humor, question

• Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

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  16 hours ago

  3, asking, doing, employee, employees, happy, hiring, humor, i, interview, job, jobs, let, me, please, reference, references, same, start, talk, think, workplace

• Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

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  17 hours ago

  asking, card, confusion, customer, customers, humor, me, payment, say, shit

• I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

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  17 hours ago

  asking, child, feeding, feeds, feel, food, healing, i, inner, inner child, kindness, me, sharing, someone, surprise

• Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

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  1 day ago

  asking, ever, going, height, humor, man, men, question, ragebait, tall, trolling, wish

• Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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  1 day ago

  asking, communication, death, decision making, dinner, humor, just, love, marriage, question, relationship, reply, replying, spouse, us, want

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