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1 day ago
Share →: Once I get my UFO, don’t be asking me for rides.

Commentary:
"Sorry, Earthlings! My UFO only has room for little green friends 👽🚀😆"
2 months ago
Share →: They get real weird at the gun store if you walk in crying and asking for “the biggest one”.

Commentary:
"Note to self: bring tissues and whisper quietly next time! 😅🔫 #DramaFreeShopping"
2 months ago
Share →: My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic military acronym mystery – it's like cracking a code during every conversation! 🕵️‍♂️🤔 Maybe next time we can throw in a prize for the most creative acronym guess! 🏆😂
2 months ago
Share →: Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's got a sweet tooth for more than just sugar 🍭🍬! Asking for a friend, huh? 😏 Maybe try the Candy Store for a variety of options! #SugarDaddyHunting 🕵️‍♀️💰"
2 months ago
Share →: Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

Commentary:
"Sounds like someone's friend might need more than just thoughts and prayers 🤣🔥 Maybe they should consult with a professional in 'excessive arousal management' 😏 #HornyButHealthy"
3 months ago
Share →: Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to caffeinate both your coffee and your love life simultaneously! ☕📱 Who knew smooth talk could come with a side of caffeine rush? 😄
3 months ago
Share →: If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Commentary:
"Looks like this Zoom meeting just turned into a virtual slapstick comedy – tune in for the next episode of 'The Questionable Colleague Chronicles'!"
3 months ago
Share →: Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of seeking career inspiration from pint-sized dreamers. Who knew adults were just waiting for a precocious child to say 'professional ice cream taster' so they could finally pursue their true calling?"
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Commentary:
Oh, don't be afraid to ask the tough questions – especially when it comes to the color spectrum of "gray" and "grey"! 🤔 Who knew language could be so colorful (or should I say, "colourful")? 🌈 Embrace the mystery and show those vowels who's boss! 💪 #SpellingShenanigans
4 months ago
Share →: Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

Commentary:
"Seriously, Subway? Asking for a tip when I basically just played sandwich architect with you? 🤔🥪 Maybe I should start charging them for my stellar sandwich-making skills! 💸😂"