93 Funny asking quotes

• Asking the cashier how I’m doing today.

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  asking, cashier, customer, doing, greeting, humor, interaction, question, service, situation, social, social situation, today

• Women love asking you questions about the movie you both are watching.

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  asking, both, date, humor, love, movie, question, questions, relationship, watching, woman, women

• Living alone is so dumb, you’ll be asking your pets if they’ve seen your phone, and those lazy bastards never know.

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  alone, asking, bastards, dumb, forgetfulness, humor, know, lazy, lazy pet, living, living alone, never, pet, pets, phone, seen, talking, talking to pet

• Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

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  advice, asking, comparison, doctor, doctors, engineer, humor, idea, medical, medical advice, nutrition, printer, printers, software, software engineer, technology

• Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

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  asking, communication, conversation, dating, end, flirting, humor, joke, just, relationship, sex, woman, women

• My mom is asking each ornament, “Where do you want to live?” before putting them on the tree.

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  asking, before, Christmas, Christmas tree, decoration, family, holiday, live, mom, ornament, putting, tradition, tree, want, where

• No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

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  asking, celebrity, ChatGPT, gallagher, humor, i, liam, Liam Gallagher, me, media, social, social media, thanks, Twitter

• If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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  asking, awkward, awkward conversation, conversation, humor, i, interaction, job, me, meet, party, personality, social, social interaction, start, topic, work, work topic

• Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

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  alien, asking, boyfriend, date, done, experiment, gesture, humor, killed, kindness, me, only, perfect, relationship, replica, still

• “I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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  asking, bring, Christmas, gift, holiday, humor, joke, Santa, sarcasm, sense

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