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187 Funny awkward quotes

Funny awkward quotes shine a light on those cringey, uncomfortable moments we all know too well! 😅🫣 Whether it’s saying “you too” to the waiter who told you to enjoy your meal, or waving back at someone who wasn’t waving at you, these quotes prove that awkwardness is just life’s way of keeping things entertaining. Embrace the cringe and laugh it off! 😂🙃💬

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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