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When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!
If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.
What was the name of the boat in Titanic?
Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.
There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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22 hours ago
Share →: I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Commentary:
"Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"
1 week ago
Share →: Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Commentary:
"Sometimes you gotta let go for that 'sunkissed' perspective! 😎🌊😂"
1 month ago
Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Commentary:
"Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"
3 months ago
Share →: What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old question that has rocked the boat of many trivia nights! 🛳️🕵️‍♀️ Let's just say, it definitely wasn't called "The Unsinkable II"! 😉 #IcebergAhead
3 months ago
Share →: If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Commentary:
Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑
5 months ago
Share →: We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Commentary:
"Looks like the whales got their own fan club now! 🐋👏 Sorry regular fish, you'd better step up your game next time or face the boos! 🐟👎😂"
5 months ago
Share →: More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Commentary:
"Ahoy there, landlubbers! 🚤 If gravy can sail the high seas of deliciousness in its own boat, why can't other foods join in the nautical adventure? ⛵ Let's set sail with some spaghetti boats, taco rafts, and pizza yachts! 🍝🌮🍕 Bon voyage to flavor town! ⚓️"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble duck hunter – masters of disguise and patience! 💸🦆 Who knew ducks were such worthy adversaries in battle of wits and wallets? Respect to those who go to the extreme for their feathered foes! 🚤😄"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

Commentary:
"Well, who doesn't want friends with benefits? Just make sure those benefits also come with a view! 🌊🚤🏝️ #FriendshipGoals #LivingTheGoodLife"
5 months ago
Share →: Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Commentary:
"Secure your spot in the dental chair pronto, unless you want your dentist dreaming more about yachts than your plaque! 🦷⛵️ Don't let procrastination be the root canal of all evil! 😄"