12 Funny boat quotes

• Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

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  2 months ago

  6, boat, emoji, family, house, houses, humor, moves, moving, next, television, tiny, tiny house

• I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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  2 months ago

  boat, comedy, dead, dead to me, guest, guest star, humor, i, irritation, love, me, relationships, sarcasm, show, star, The Love Boat, TV, TV Show, wake, wake up, woke

• Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, boat, brighter, day, drop, humor, just, much, people, side, sunglasses

• When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

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  2 months ago

  analogy, away, boat, columns, confusion, data, figure, humor, i, joke, just, math, row, rowing, rows, try, vs

• What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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  2 months ago

  boat, entertainment, humor, joke, movie, name, Titanic, trivia

• If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

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  2 months ago

  asked, bigger, boat, humor, i, Jaws, just, movie, shark, smaller, wish, wishing

• We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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  2 months ago

  activity, boat, boo, cheer, clap, crew, fish, fun, fun activity, humor, ocean, regular, us, whale, wildlife

• More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

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  2 months ago

  boat, creativity, culinary, food, fun, gravy, humor, should

• There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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  2 months ago

  boat, camouflage, duck, duck hunter, humor, hunter, hunting, i, money, outsmart, respect, spent

• I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.

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  3 months ago

  beautiful, benefit, boat, friend, friends, friendship, fun, home, homes, i, leisure, looking, luxury, mean, pool, pools, summer, vacation, vacation home

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