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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

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I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.

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My love language is deader than Latin.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Please solve a murder to prove you’re not a bot.

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I would prefer not to.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, things are no longer fergalicious nor bootylicious.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”

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I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

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I’m just impressed by how ugly I’m willing to look in public these day.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

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Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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