Funny bowl quotes

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I hate it when I'm cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025