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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

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Dear autocorrect, that’s not what I was trying to say. I’m getting tired of your shirt.

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Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

I don’t drink blood to stay young. I do it mainly for the lifestyle.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Breaking via TikTok:

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

Trending via Instagram:

I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

Live now on Snapchat:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Trending via WeChat:

You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

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94 shares on Pinterest this month:

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

16 shares on Instagram this month:

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is all well and good until you’re rocking a tutu.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss you (the money I spent).

24 shares on Threads this month:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

26 shares on Slack this month:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

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You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Occupation: the ugly friend!

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

I hate it when I turn on the car in the morning and the music starts blasting… It’s like, woah, I’m not the same person I was last night.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Trending via YouTube:

Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

Just shared via Telegram:

Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Spotted on Messenger:

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with much of anything these days.

Trending via Pinterest:

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Making waves on Messenger:

I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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