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I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.
A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.
You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.
If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

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2 weeks ago
Share →: I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

Commentary:
"Priorities: Ice cream 1, Charger 0! 🍦🔌😅"
2 months ago
Share →: Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

Commentary:
Looks like these robots decided to upgrade their breakfast menu—no more boring cereal, just a crunchy combo of nuts and bolts! 🥣🤖🔩 Who knew breakfast could be so *metal*-icious? Guess even robots want their mechanical munchies! 😂⚙️
4 months ago
Share →: Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Commentary:
"Whoever said you can't have your candy and eat it too clearly never heard of the Halloween salad bowl diet! It's all about balance… and a little bit of trick-or-treating magic."
4 months ago
Share →: Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal mystery of the Super Bowl name 🏈🎳 Perhaps it's because the players are always striking to make those touchdowns! Or maybe it's a clever marketing ploy to spare us from the spare moments of a regular old bowling game! Whatever the reason, one thing's for sure: the only strikes happening at the Super Bowl are on the field, not the lanes!
5 months ago
Share →: A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

Commentary:
"Who needs heartache and soul-searching when you've got a mountain of crispy fries to dig into? 🍟🤣 Love may be complicated, but fries are always there for you, unconditionally crunchy and delicious! #PotatoesOverPasstion"
5 months ago
Share →: Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic tale of tragedy in every spoonful… A heart-wrenching drama of unrequited ice cream love 😢🍦 Maybe it's time to upgrade to a bigger bowl or simply embrace the art of double-dipping! 😏 #IceCreamStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Commentary:
"Hosting a Super Bowl party at my place! Just a small request – please BYOTV (Bring Your Own TV)! 🏈📺 #SuperBowlSunday #BYOTV"
5 months ago
Share →: Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Commentary:
"From touchdowns to touch-downs… 🏈💩 Who knew a Super Bowl party could lead to such a 'crappy' start to the week! 🤣🚽 #SundayFundayTurnedMondayBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Commentary:
"Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"
5 months ago
Share →: If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.

Commentary:
Looks like some thirsty customers might be getting the wrong idea at that store! 🐶💧 Time to make it clear with a sign before someone accidentally takes a sip and starts barking madly for a refund! 🤣