Funny quotes broken

16 Funny broken quotes

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

1 month ago

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

2 months ago

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

3 months ago

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

3 months ago

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

3 months ago

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

3 months ago

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

3 months ago

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

3 months ago

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

3 months ago

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

3 months ago

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

3 months ago

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

3 months ago

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

3 months ago

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

3 months ago

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

3 months ago

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

3 months ago