Funny quotes broken

16 Funny broken quotes

Take a broken girl, fix her. And she will go back to the same guy again.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Having children is like living in a frat house – nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025