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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

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Live now on Snapchat:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Going bananas on TikTok:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Making waves on Reddit:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Going viral on Reddit:

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Just shared via Slack:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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23 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.

33 shares on Discord this month:

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

I wonder if my guardian angel and my future husband’s guardian angel are in a group chat trying to coordinate.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

52 shares on Discord this month:

A real smartphone would cut you off.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

76 shares on X this month:

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

Parallel parking: where true relationships are tested!

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Reddit:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

Making waves on Instagram:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Making waves on Discord:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Breaking via Twitch:

I was actually about to do a workout when the couch threw itself protectively under me.

Just shared via TikTok:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

Just landed via YouTube:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I bought a watermelon and all I can think about is filling it with vodka.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

And then there are people who can only sleep on their back because their pea brain could slip out of their ear if they lie on their side.

Making waves on Instagram:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Just landed via YouTube:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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