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Pretty girls don’t compete. We sit pretty, count blessings, and ignore weird energy.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Cowboy outfits should be called ranch dressing.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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If you don’t have anything nice to say, sign up for Twitter.

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Billionaires are so weird. What are you saving up for? Hell?

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I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.

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Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Seen just now on Twitch:

I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

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Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Imagine you’re on jury duty and the courtroom sketch artist draws stink lines above you.

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Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

84 shares on X this month:

Sorry, I missed your call. I watched it ring and everything.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

86 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

22 shares on X this month:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

39 shares on Threads this month:

Girls Just Want To Have Naan

64 shares on Reddit this month:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

80 shares on YouTube this month:

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.

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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

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Easiest way to ragebait a finance bro is to start the ‘why can’t we print more money’ conversation.

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So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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It’s Sunday. I’ve slept in and ignored church. Somewhere the devil is sitting and clicking on “Like”.

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You’re always bitching about your alarm clock, but put yourself in his shoes. The first thing he sees in the morning is your face.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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As an academic, I sometimes dream about writing fiction instead, and then I remember grant proposals.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

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For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

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Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.

Trending via Discord:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Making waves on Instagram:

The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Going bananas on X:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Seen just now on Reddit:

When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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