30 Funny chance quotes

• Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

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  1 month ago

  ability, algorithm, betterment, chance, humanity, only, people, please, post, psionic, psionic ability, show

• I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

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  2 months ago

  chance, group, humor, i, ignored, ignoring, interaction, large, large group, love, niche, niche reference, reference, references, sarcasm, social, social interaction

• Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

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  2 months ago

  activity, button, chance, childhood, frustration, fun, fun activity, fury, hell, lost, push, tantrum, temper, toddler

• Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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  2 months ago

  born, chance, forced, humor, i, irony, mysterious, personality, quiet, self-deprecating, talkative, whenever

• Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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  2 months ago

  activity, chance, dating, fun, fun activity, getting, humor, island, kitchen, kitchen sex, laid, only, relationship, romance, sex, summer, summer romance

• If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

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  2 months ago

  another, block, chance, communication, email, getting, humor, i, me, sarcasm, second, second chance, technology

• You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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  2 months ago

  animal, better, chance, chase, dog, getting, humor, joke, me, playful, playful threat, sarcasm, threat

• I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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  2 months ago

  chance, conflict, humor, irony, luck, mind, violence

• Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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  2 months ago

  before, brain, chance, communication, humor, mistake, mouth, send, sometimes, stop, technology, texting

• Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

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  2 months ago

  always, being, best, chance, coworker, coworkers, date, hot, humor, nobody, play, role, work

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