16 Funny chance quotes

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025