22 Funny chance quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

  Commentary:
  "Your talent for obscure references is unmatched! Ready for a game of 'Guess that Trivia' where no one knows the answers? 😄🎲🔍 #NicheNuggets"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Hell hath no fury like a toddler who lost the chance to push a button.

  Commentary:
  "Beware the wrath of the pint-sized button enthusiast! 😂👶🔘"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

  Commentary:
  "Living my best 'mystery novel with a broken spine' life! 📚🔍😆"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

  Commentary:
  "Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're like a boomerang with a "retry" button! 😂📩🚫✨

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, luck – the ultimate knuckle sandwich! Who needs violence when you've got fate throwing punches at you? Just remember to duck and weave, because luck can be a bit of a wild swinger!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of the rogue send button striking again! 🙊💥 Who needs a pause button for those impulsive thoughts, right? 🤣 #ThinkBeforeYouClick"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁‍♂️🔥 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

  Commentary:
  🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"

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