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I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.
You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.
My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.
Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop.
If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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1 month ago
Share →: Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Commentary:
"Living my best 'mystery novel with a broken spine' life! 📚🔍😆"
1 month ago
Share →: Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Commentary:
"Well, time to invest in some non-stick cookware and start sizzling! 🔥🍳😏 #IslandEscapades"
2 months ago
Share →: If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Commentary:
Guess you're like a boomerang with a "retry" button! 😂📩🚫✨
2 months ago
Share →: You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Commentary:
Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

Commentary:
"Ah, luck – the ultimate knuckle sandwich! Who needs violence when you've got fate throwing punches at you? Just remember to duck and weave, because luck can be a bit of a wild swinger!"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the rogue send button striking again! 🙊💥 Who needs a pause button for those impulsive thoughts, right? 🤣 #ThinkBeforeYouClick"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Commentary:
"Who needs office drama when you can be the untouchable hotshot turning heads and filing reports like a boss 💁‍♂️🔥 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone spills coffee on the copier! ☕️😂 #workplacepowerplay"
5 months ago
Share →: I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

Commentary:
🤳 "I try not to flood the feed with my fabulousness, you're welcome everyone else 😉. Gotta give others a fighting chance to shine in the spotlight too, right? 💁‍♂️ #SelflessSelfieGame"
5 months ago
Share →: My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

Commentary:
Looks like you're barking up the right tree! 🏡🐾 Who knew that becoming a rescue dog could lead to the ultimate ruff life in the countryside? 🐶💼 Time to start perfecting those tail-wagging skills and fetching those dreams! 🐕✨ #RescueDogGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those alligators…they've got a long memory and an even longer lifespan! 🐊💯 Better be on your best behavior or they just might outlast you and see you later! 😂"