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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?
Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.
I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.
Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.
A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

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5 months ago
Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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"Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"
5 months ago
Share →: I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the not-so-subtle villain monologue in disguise! 🦹‍♂️😏 It's like a game of 'Spot the Villain' where the clues are hidden in plain sight. It's all fun and games until you realize you're already in their evil master plan. 🤔😈 Stay alert, folks, you never know who might be spinning a sneaky narrative!"
5 months ago
Share →: The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"
5 months ago
Share →: I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Commentary:
"Oh, Rumpelstiltskin really knows how to keep his true self under wraps! 🙈 Who knew he had a whole other side hustle going on? 😂 Watch out for those fairy tale characters, they've got some surprising secrets up their sleeves!"
5 months ago
Share →: Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Looks like Santa might need a bit of a challenge this Christmas! 🎅🦹‍♂️ Watch out for Wario trying to steal the spotlight from the Grinch! 🌟😈 This holiday season, it's all about who can cause the most chaos and mischief! 🎄🃏
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

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"Who needs fictional drama when real life is already giving you enough characters to roll your eyes 🙄 at? Time to switch from Hollywood plots to real-life shenanigans for some entertaining chaos! 🍿😂 #LifeIsTheBestShow"
5 months ago
Share →: Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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"Yoda upgrading from VHS to 4K like… HDMI, you must. A crystal-clear view of the Force, it is! 📺✨ #UpgradeMasterYoda"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Commentary:
🚌💫 All aboard the drama bus! 🚌🌟 Remember folks, the real star of the show isn't the passengers with their glamorous lives – it's the humble bus transporting them all around town! 🤩🚌 Who knew public transportation could steal the spotlight? 🌟😆
5 months ago
Share →: The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Commentary:
"The name's Bond, James Bond… and I prefer my martinis shaken, not stirred, and hold the balloons, please! 🎩🎈 Agent 007 reporting for duty with a unique sense of style and some unexpected fears. Who says spies can't have quirks too? 😉🔫 #LicenseToChill"
5 months ago
Share →: Can we talk about what little red riding hoods actual grandma must have looked like?

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Oh, if only Little Red Riding Hood's grandma knew she'd become a topic of discussion 🧐👵🏼 Was she rocking a stylish red cape too, or perhaps knitting socks for the Big Bad Wolf? 🐺 Either way, I'm sure she was quite the character! 😂 #GrandmaGoals