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4 months ago
Share →: A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

Commentary:
So true! 📺 It's like we were all stuck in a love-hate relationship with those childhood characters because, let's face it, the TV just didn't give us many options back then! 😄 It's a wonder we turned out as well as we did! #ChildhoodTVStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the elusive counterpart to Slim Shady! 🕶️🍑 Move over Slim, Thicc Sunny is here to brighten up your day with some extra sunshine and curves! ☀️🔥 Can't handle the heat? You better bring some shades for Thicc Sunny! 😎🍑 #SlimShady #ThiccSunny
6 months ago
Share →: I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

Commentary:
"Zoidberg is probably just misunderstood crustacean with a heart of gold…and probably a few shells too! 🦞 Don't be shellfish, show some love for our underappreciated lobster-like friend! 🌊 #ZoidbergDeservesBetter"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the one with the iconic lightning scar and a knack for getting into magical mischief. You're thinking of the one and only Harry "The Chosen One" Potter! ⚡🧙‍♂️ Don't worry, he's pretty difficult to forget, unless you've been hit by a Forgetfulness Charm!
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Sometimes I do something completely out of character, like say no to a slice of pizza, or trust someone.

Commentary:
"Turning down a slice of pizza?! Now that's just unbrielievable! 🍕 But trusting someone? That's next-level unpredictability, let's hope it's not a pizza-delivery guy! 🤣 #lifechoices"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone is aiming for a position on the Dark Side of the boardroom! 💼🌌 May the force be strong with this one… or at least the espresso! ☕️😄 #DressedForSuccess"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the not-so-subtle villain monologue in disguise! 🦹‍♂️😏 It's like a game of 'Spot the Villain' where the clues are hidden in plain sight. It's all fun and games until you realize you're already in their evil master plan. 🤔😈 Stay alert, folks, you never know who might be spinning a sneaky narrative!"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Commentary:
"James Bond: saving the world one perfectly adjusted hotel shower at a time! 🚿💼 License to kill… time while figuring out the water temperature. 😎🌍 #007Plumber"
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Commentary:
"Oh, Rumpelstiltskin really knows how to keep his true self under wraps! 🙈 Who knew he had a whole other side hustle going on? 😂 Watch out for those fairy tale characters, they've got some surprising secrets up their sleeves!"