Funny chess quotes

• Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

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  6 days ago

  analogy, chess, enjoy, enjoyment, game, humor, i, life, much

• Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward.

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  6 days ago

  age, chess, day, degree, dog, feels, frustration, getting, having, humor, international, international law, law, law degree, losing, money, robbery

• The hardest thing about chess is the other guy is always doing some shit.

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  7 days ago

  always, challenge, chess, doing, guy, hardest, humor, opponent, shit, strategy, thing

• I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

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  1 week ago

  activity, chess, elderly, elderly person, funny observation, game, hard, humor, i, just, love, observation, park, patience, people, person, playing, social, social activity

• Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

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  2 weeks ago

  chess, feel, game, humor, i, king, let, never, safety, strategy, too, understand, understanding

• My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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  3 weeks ago

  away, chess, eating, every, humor, look away, pieces, strategy, time

• If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

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  3 weeks ago

  better, chess, conflict, face, game, getting, going, humor, opponent, play, response, sit, strategy, unexpected, unexpected response, violence

• A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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  3 weeks ago

  beat, chess, competition, computer, humor, kickboxing, match, me, once, sport, technology

• When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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  3 weeks ago

  bring, chess, chess clock, clock, clocks, dessert, dining, fork, humor, joke, know, let, person, should, smack, turn, waiter

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