17 Funny common quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "file not found" error – a universal expression for when logic and reason fail to compute in someone's mind 😂 It's like they're stuck in a loop of confusion while you're smoothly navigating the common sense highway 🚗💨 Keep sprinkling common sense around like confetti and watch as others struggle to process it! 🎉💭

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

  Commentary:
  "Comparing Dune and Furiosa is like comparing apples and sand… oh wait, they both have sand! 🍎🏜️ But hey, the desert vibe is strong in both, so maybe we'll see a sandcastle showdown next!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, because nothing says summer like being constantly reminded that you might melt into a puddle of sweat. 🌞😅 Perhaps next they'll send you a notification about the dangers of standing too close to the sun on a hot day. Stay cool out there, skin warrior! 💪😎"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

  Commentary:
  "Common sense is like deodorant – it works best when actually applied! 😅 Sadly, it seems some folks just prefer to go au naturel in the brains department! 🧠💨 #StayFreshStaySmart"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, sometimes the wise don't need words of wisdom, it’s the dim bulbs that could use a light bulb moment! 💡😄 #KeepItBright #WisdomIsOptional"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  Commentary:
  "Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn't belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don't let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

  Commentary:
  "Finding someone with common sense these days is like discovering a mythical creature! 🦄 Let's just hope they don't keep their powers a secret. 💫✨ #SuperSense"

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