Funny costs quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

  Commentary:
  Looks like love is no longer priceless, it now comes with a hefty price tag! 💸💔 Better start saving up or find yourself a love bargain during the next sale season! 😉 #LoveIsExpensiveNow

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

  Commentary:
  "Me, budgeting with $33 left after paying bills: Let's check out Land Rovers and practice my manifestation skills 🚙💸 Who needs groceries when you can have off-road adventure, right? #Priorities 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

  Commentary:
  "Rent be out here acting like it's striving for that promotion to Executive Suite 🏢📈 Who knew paying rent could come with an annual performance evaluation? 😂 Maybe it's time for a feedback session with your landlord?"

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