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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

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β€œBaby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

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Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

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If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

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Trending via YouTube:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Making waves on Messenger:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The reason my eyes are dilated is because I am so attracted to you, officer.

Trending via Reddit:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Reported on Instagram:

Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

Making waves on Messenger:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Spotted on Telegram:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

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My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

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I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

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Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

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Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode?

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I need you to put the fun in refund!

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Babe, wanna come over and watch me apply for jobs on Indeed until I start to cry.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

Going viral on Discord:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Trending via LinkedIn:

We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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