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I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

1 month ago1 month ago

It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

2 months ago2 months ago

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

2 months ago2 months ago

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

5 months ago5 months ago

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Jan 24, 2025

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Jan 21, 2025