15 Funny coworker quotes

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025