12 Funny current quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

  Commentary:
  Manifesting breakfast is my new cardio routine 🍳✨ #DreamBigEatBigger

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

  Commentary:
  I feel you, my driver's license photo is starting to look like a historical artifact! 📸😄🕰️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

  Commentary:
  "Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

  Commentary:
  "Why bother with thrillers when the news is already a full-length horror comedy? 🎥📰😂 #RealityShow"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

  Commentary:
  When your bed becomes a personal version of Tetris! 🛏️😴😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

  Commentary:
  "Current world status: 'Sorry, I can't brain today. Too many tabs open!' 🤯🌍 #Overloaded"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

  Commentary:
  Looks like the Bermuda Triangle is feeling a bit neglected these days! 🧐🌊 Maybe it's time for it to start advertising itself as the best disappearing act in town to regain some attention! 🔮😂 #WheresTheMysteryGone

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the never-ending quest to uncover long-lost relatives and dusty family trees! 🌳 Who needs a soap opera when you have your family drama, right? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the chaos, embrace the quirks, and maybe just stick to knowing who's bringing the potato salad to the next reunion! 😉 #FamilyMysteriesUnsolved

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  4 months ago

  Share →: We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? 😂🃏 Let's just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! 🍿🌎 #2020GotJokes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the life of a PhD student – trading present joy for future joy that may or may not arrive 🤓🎓 Sacrificing sleep, social life, and probably some sanity along the way for that elusive happiness down the road! #PhDLife #WorthItMaybe 😅

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