Funny current quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?
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  2 months ago

  View →: I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.
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  3 months ago

  View →: We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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