13 Funny current quotes

• Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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  bed, breakfast, current, humor, laziness, lying, manifest, morning, relaxing, situation, trying

• I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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• We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

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  billionaire, current, current event, event, humor, irony, joke, satire, submarine

• Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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  current, current events, dystopian, events, fiction, humor, media, needs, news, satire, watch

• Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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• What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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  awareness, awful, bad, bad time, current, current events, even, events, frustration, going, humor, irony, sarcasm, time, world

• Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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  bermuda, Bermuda Triangle, current, current events, disappear, events, humor, irony, just, much, mystery, news, too, triangle

• I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.

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  ancestry, bad, current, enough, family, fascination, humor, i, knowing, never, understand, understanding

• We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

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• The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

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  current, education, future, happiness, humor, irony, order, PhD, sacrifice, someone, struggle, student

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