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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?
2 weeks ago
I will never understand people’s fascination with their ancestry, isn’t knowing your current family bad enough.
2 weeks ago
We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.
1 month ago
The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.
2 months ago
Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.
2 months ago
Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.
3 months ago