32 Funny cute quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

  Commentary:
  Still "selfie-cute," just keeping it under wraps for suspense!

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

  Commentary:
  When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! #LemonadeMakeover

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

  Commentary:
  Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look!

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

  Commentary:
  "When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! "

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a circus and you're the ringmaster! #SillinessOverload"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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  Commentary:
  "When the sheep baa, I listen. Maybe they're onto something woolly important! "

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, T-Rex; there's a new prehistoric hottie in town! "

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

  Commentary:
  "When pizza becomes a team sport! Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

  Commentary:
  "Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' #ShoppingStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

  Commentary:
  "An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? #HealthyCrush"

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