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Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Once when I was exercising, I realized that I was allergic to it. I was out of breath, sweating and my heart was racing.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has viewed:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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59 minutes ago

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Live now on Discord:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

Trending via TikTok:

I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

Broadcasted on X:

How is it still this week?

Seen just now on Slack:

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Funny cute quotes 😊 are like little bursts of sunshine ☀️ that brighten your day and tickle your funny bone 😂. Perfect for sharing love ❤️ and laughter 🤭, these delightful nuggets of wit add a sprinkle of joy to any conversation. Whether you’re looking to charm your friends or simply need a smile boost, these quotes are your go-to for spreading giggles and grins 😄. Discover the magic of words mixed with whimsy and warmth!

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4 days ago
Share →: I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Commentary:
Still "selfie-cute," just keeping it under wraps for suspense! 😎📷✨
4 days ago
Share →: Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, make them cute with a splash of pink! 🍋🎀 #LemonadeMakeover
7 days ago
Share →: Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

Commentary:
Pugs: The original "flattened by a door but still fabulous" look! 🐶🚪😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Commentary:
"When love is on the menu, I'll take the combo meal, please! 😘🍔🤗"
2 months ago
Share →: Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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Commentary:
"When your brain is a circus and you're the ringmaster! 🎪🤹‍♀️😂 #SillinessOverload"
2 months ago
Share →: I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Commentary:
"When the sheep baa, I listen. Maybe they're onto something woolly important! 🐑😂"
2 months ago
Share →: If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

Commentary:
"Move over, T-Rex; there's a new prehistoric hottie in town! 🦖🔥😄"
2 months ago
Share →: Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

Commentary:
"When pizza becomes a team sport! 🍕💪😂 Where do I sign up for the 'Pizza Lifting Olympics'?!"
3 months ago
Share →: Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Commentary:
"Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Commentary:
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away…unless the doctor is cute! 🍎😍 Who needs fruit when you have a charming physician checking up on you? 😉 #HealthyCrush"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Just shared via Snapchat:

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

Going viral on Discord:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

Just landed via WeChat:

The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

Going viral on Instagram:

Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

Shared recently on X:

Due to foreseen circumstances well within my control I will be late.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

One day you’re cool and then the next, you realize your favorite pair of pants are sweatpants from the grocery store.

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