35 Funny daily life quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

  Commentary:
  "Your wife's dedication is unmatched! She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

  Commentary:
  "Sign me up for the Olympic Bra-thlon! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

  Commentary:
  "So true! It's like living with a furry surveillance buddy who's always one sniff away from being banned on a plane! "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

  Commentary:
  "Life goal: Be the quick brown fox on days ending in 'y' #LazyDogMode"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

  Commentary:
  "Achievement unlocked: Survived the vertical position today! #Overachiever"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for my cameo in next week's episode! #ChaosClub"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

  Commentary:
  "Rocking the white pants… or as I like to call them, 'spill magnets!' #LivingDangerously"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

  Commentary:
  Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs . Window views > Monday blues!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

  Commentary:
  Picture this: every elevator ride turning into a secret agent mission! Suddenly, the daily grind feels like an action blockbuster. Who needs Hollywood when your building's got the soundtrack for stealth mode?

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional!

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