75 Funny daily life quotes

• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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  2 weeks ago

  attraction, best, brand, city, city life, daily, daily life, dating, day, every, hot, hot woman, hottest, humor, life, literally, new, NYC, single, woman

• Carrying my phone from room to room like a Victorian woman and her lantern.

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  4 weeks ago

  analogy, carrying, daily, daily life, habit, humor, lantern, life, modern, modern habit, phone, room, technology, Victorian, Victorian woman, woman

• I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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  1 month ago

  coming, daily, daily life, getting, going, home, humor, life, procrastination, ready, routine, sleep, thinking, wanting, work

• I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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  2 months ago

  clothes, daily, daily life, doing, fashion, humor, i, laundry, life, lot, procrastination, someone, wear

• No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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  2 months ago

  better, daily, daily life, errands, feeling, forgetfulness, forgot, frustration, funny moment, getting, home, humor, life, mistake, moment, realization, relatable, thing

• Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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  2 months ago

  challenge, daily, daily life, eat, eating, excitement, hand, humor, i, left, left hand, life, little, need, trying

• Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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  2 months ago

  another, anticipation, daily, daily life, day, humor, life, longing, patience, waiting, wanting, wishing

• You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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  2 months ago

  chore, daily, daily life, die, endless, endless task, household, humor, laundry, life, once, task, week

• I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

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  2 months ago

  coming, commute, daily, daily life, getting, going, home, humor, life, ready, routine, sleep, sleeping, stress, thinking, work

• I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

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  2 months ago

  accomplishment, communication, daily, daily life, feel, honesty, humor, i, inner, inner voice, life, loud, restraint, sarcasm, saying, self-control, thinking, thought, today, voice, witty

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