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Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

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Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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Girls Just Want To Have Naan

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Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”

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Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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The money I made gradually, you need urgently?

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Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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