Funny delay quotes

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We're just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a 'fuselage' takes a little time.

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you're late.

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn't require my immediate presence?

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025