14 Funny delay quotes

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  21 hours ago

  Share →: This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

  Commentary:
  🌍✈️ Looks like I became a full-time resident of Airplane-ville. I just ordered a monogrammed seat cushion! 🎒🍼😅

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

  Commentary:
  Driving slow in the fast lane: the real retirement perk 😂🚗💨🕖

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

  Commentary:
  Every time I wait in front of those doors, I feel like I'm auditioning for an invisible friend's club! 🚪🤦‍♂️😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my brain's still running on dial-up! 📡🧠😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

  Commentary:
  "Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! 😅 Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! 📞🕰️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

  Commentary:
  "Why put off procrastinating when you could put off putting it off? 🤔😂 Embracing the art of delay is a skill perfected by tomorrow's champions!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

  Commentary:
  "Attention passengers! 🛫✈️ We apologize for the delay – apparently, our aircraft just can't take off without that one fancy 'fuselage' part, which seems to be stuck in the future with its 3D printing! 🤖🕰️ Hang in there, we'll get you soaring through the skies in no time! 😅"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the Holy Trinity of life's certainties: death, taxes, and the oddly reliable appearance of the world's slowest driver just when you're in a rush 🚗⏰. It's like they have a secret GPS tracker tuned into your stress levels!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

  Commentary:
  Oh, the audacity of someone daring to delay our grand entrance to a destination that certainly won't crumble without our timely arrival! 🤣 Patience is a virtue, dear driver, even if it means enduring the torturous seconds of being stuck behind a slowpoke in traffic! 🚗🕰️ #FashionablyLate

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