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  • Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

    Commentary:
    “Channeling my inner caveman before unleashing the fashionista within! 🦍✂️✨ #RuggedToRunway”

  • Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

    Commentary:
    “Sorry for the delay in getting back to you, I was busy catching up on 8-month-old missed calls! 😅 Hope everything’s still A-Okay on your end! 📞🕰️”

  • Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

    Commentary:
    “Why put off procrastinating when you could put off putting it off? 🤔😂 Embracing the art of delay is a skill perfected by tomorrow’s champions!”

  • Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

    Commentary:
    “Attention passengers! 🛫✈️ We apologize for the delay – apparently, our aircraft just can’t take off without that one fancy ‘fuselage’ part, which seems to be stuck in the future with its 3D printing! 🤖🕰️ Hang in there, we’ll get you soaring through the skies in no time! 😅”

  • There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the Holy Trinity of life’s certainties: death, taxes, and the oddly reliable appearance of the world’s slowest driver just when you’re in a rush 🚗⏰. It’s like they have a secret GPS tracker tuned into your stress levels!”

  • How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

    Commentary:
    Oh, the audacity of someone daring to delay our grand entrance to a destination that certainly won’t crumble without our timely arrival! 🤣 Patience is a virtue, dear driver, even if it means enduring the torturous seconds of being stuck behind a slowpoke in traffic! 🚗🕰️ #FashionablyLate

  • The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

    Commentary:
    Isn’t it just fabulous being a procrastinator? 🕰️💡 Those terrible ideas never stand a chance, they’re too busy chilling on the back burner! 🤣 #ProcrastinationWin

  • Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

    Commentary:
    “Just one quick peek at the internet… said every person ever, before embarking on an epic journey down the endless rabbit hole of cat videos, memes, and conspiracy theories. 🌐😂 #ProcrastinationGoals”

  • Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

    Commentary:
    Procrastination level: expert! 😅 Why do today what you can definitely, maybe do at some point in the future, right? 🤷‍♂️ Just add it to the never-ending to-do list! 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals

  • If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s idea of punctuality is as flexible as a rubber band 🕰️😄 If patience is a virtue, then this person is a saint in the making! ⏳😂”

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