28 Funny delay quotes

• I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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  3 weeks ago

  apologize, apology, communication, delay, family, future, future son, humor, i, just, mom, relationship, reply, replying, son, texting

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  57 shares on Instagram this month.

• Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, being, delay, even, humor, means, perfectionist, procrastinator, productivity, started, stress, work

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  94 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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  4 weeks ago

  absolutely, after, delay, humor, management, meeting, never, new, next, procrastination, push, sarcasm, scheduling, time, time management, year, yes

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  113 shares on WeChat this month.

• Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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  1 month ago

  Amazon, cart, confirmation, confirmation email, delay, delivery, email, expectation, expectation vs reality, humor, just, kidding, lol, online, online shopping, order, reality, shipping, shipping delay, shopping, today, tomorrow, vs, week

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  50 shares on Twitch this month.

• Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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  2 months ago

  always, delay, horrible, humor, i, laziness, management, mean, nothing, plus, procrastination, productivity, something, thing, time, time management, today, tomorrow

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  56 shares on Pinterest this month.

• All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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  2 months ago

  delay, electrician, expectation, humor, porn, saying, service, service delay, shows, time, unrealistic, us, waiting, waiting time

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  75 shares on X this month.

• I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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  2 months ago

  course, delay, humor, i, joke, months, procrastination, six, spontaneity

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  38 shares on TikTok this month.

• Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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  2 months ago

  delay, devil, humor, next, procrastination, refusal, sarcasm, Satan, scheduling, today, week, works

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  95 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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  2 months ago

  25, 30, basketball, commercial, commercials, delay, excitement, exciting, foul, game, humor, last, minutes, ready, seconds, sports, stretch, time-out

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  51 shares on YouTube this month.

• This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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  2 months ago

  airport, baby, crying, crying baby, delay, even, flight, frustration, going, here, humor, i, just, know, live, long flight, patience, travel, where

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  38 shares on Threads this month.

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