27 Funny delay quotes

• Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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  1 day ago

  anxiety, being, delay, even, humor, means, perfectionist, procrastinator, productivity, started, stress, work

• Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

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  4 days ago

  absolutely, after, delay, humor, management, meeting, never, new, next, procrastination, push, sarcasm, scheduling, time, time management, year, yes

• Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

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  6 days ago

  Amazon, cart, confirmation, confirmation email, delay, delivery, email, expectation, expectation vs reality, humor, just, kidding, lol, online, online shopping, order, reality, shipping, shipping delay, shopping, today, tomorrow, vs, week

• Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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  1 month ago

  always, delay, horrible, humor, i, laziness, management, mean, nothing, plus, procrastination, productivity, something, thing, time, time management, today, tomorrow

• All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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  1 month ago

  delay, electrician, expectation, humor, porn, saying, service, service delay, shows, time, unrealistic, us, waiting, waiting time

• I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

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  1 month ago

  course, delay, humor, i, joke, months, procrastination, six, spontaneity

• Not today, Satan, but next week works.

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  1 month ago

  delay, devil, humor, next, procrastination, refusal, sarcasm, Satan, scheduling, today, week, works

• I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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  1 month ago

  25, 30, basketball, commercial, commercials, delay, excitement, exciting, foul, game, humor, last, minutes, ready, seconds, sports, stretch, time-out

• This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

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  1 month ago

  airport, baby, crying, crying baby, delay, even, flight, frustration, going, here, humor, i, just, know, live, long flight, patience, travel, where

• I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

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  1 month ago

  6, am, around, delay, drive, driving, early, early morning, humor, i, late, leisure, morning, retire, retirement, slow, slow drive, tardiness, wait, work, work delay

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