12 Funny destroy quotes

• Every CVS has its own unique energy that’s powerful enough to exalt or destroy the individual.

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  1 month ago

  CVS, destroy, energy, enough, every, exalt, experience, individual, own, powerful, powerful energy, store, store experience, unique, unique energy

• I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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  2 months ago

  alien, aliens, apocalypse, bet, destroy, ever, extraterrestrial, gathering, humor, i, information, information gathering, just, self-destruction, speculation, think, us, waiting, well

• If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

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  2 months ago

  away, charts, confidence, data, destroy, humor, humorous, humorous quote, i, intimidation, prepared, research, run, sarcasm, say, wit

• I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

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  2 months ago

  destroy, disappointment, expectations, humor, i, just, life, meteor, relationship, sunshine, thought, trying, world

• If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

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  2 months ago

  buy, club, destroy, enough, fundraising, humor, Monday, money, raise, together, weekend, wish

• If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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  2 months ago

  destroy, dog, dogs, humor, i, life, materialism, money, much, pets, possessions, pretty, same, stuff

• I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bathroom, clean, cleaning, crime, destroy, destroying, evidence, funny activity, humor, i, listening, podcast, pretend, true, true crime

• Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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  3 months ago

  adventure, annoying, brave, bravery, destroy, fantasy, friend, Frodo, Hobbit, humor, little, lord, mission, ring, rings, save, save world, story, world

• For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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  3 months ago

  anger, costume, destroy, eyebrows, face, Halloween, humor, me, spooky, training

• For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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  3 months ago

  activity, beach, costume, destroy, dressed, food, french, french fry, fry, fun, fun activity, Halloween, humor, i, let, me, seagull, wildlife

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