Funny destroy quotes

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025