28 Funny effort quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.
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  1 month ago

  View →: How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?
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  3 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.
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  3 months ago

  View →: In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?
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  4 months ago

  View →: People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Today, I’m going to give it my almost.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.
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  4 months ago

  View →: In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

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