Funny quotes effort

24 Funny effort quotes

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

People don’t realize how hard you ride for them until you park.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Asbestos? I’m doing asbestos I can.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025