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Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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Trending via Discord:

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Just landed via X:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Making waves on Messenger:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

Making waves on Telegram:

The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

Breaking via Instagram:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Going viral on TikTok:

You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

Trending via TikTok:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Just shared via X:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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33 Funny effort quotes

Funny effort quotes 🌟 add a splash of humor to the often daunting task of trying your best. They remind us that while effort is important, it’s okay to laugh 😂 when things don’t go as planned. Whether you’re tackling a mountain of laundry 🧺 or a tricky work project 📈, these quotes provide a light-hearted twist on perseverance. Dive into the world of witty wisdom and discover how humor can be the ultimate motivator! 💪😄

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7 hours ago
Share →: It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Commentary:
Getting buff and dusting: my two-part struggle is basically an Olympic event now! 🏋️‍♂️🏠😅
23 hours ago
Share →: I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Commentary:
Just holding out for the season finale of Earth to decide if I should start adulting 😂🌍⏳
3 weeks ago
Share →: I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

Commentary:
"When your bilingual skills impress the cat into speaking English, but he's still one step ahead! 🐱🗣️😂 #FluentInFeline"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Commentary:
"Looks like my brain called in sick but forgot to notify me! 🤦‍♂️🧠🤪"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Commentary:
"Who says romance is dead when you’ve got AI on speed dial? 😄💌📱 #TechieLove"
2 months ago
Share →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

Commentary:
"Brain: *Let's solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*"
2 months ago
Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Commentary:
"Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Commentary:
"Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"
2 months ago
Share →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Commentary:
"Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️‍♂️📱😂"
3 months ago
Share →: How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

Commentary:
"Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘‍♂️🏋️‍♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on TikTok:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

Spotted on Slack:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Shared recently on Discord:

I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Breaking via WeChat:

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

Making waves on Snapchat:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Broadcasted on Threads:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Spotted on Messenger:

I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

Making waves on TikTok:

I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

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