28 Funny effort quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

  Commentary:
  "Brain: *Let's solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

  Commentary:
  "Braving the bedside minefield to brush feels more epic than Frodo's journey to Mordor! 🛏️👉🛁⚔️😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

  Commentary:
  "Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

  Commentary:
  "Guess we're lucky if we get a text back without needing a whole search party! 🏰🕵️‍♂️📱😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the age-old question of fitness enthusiasts everywhere! 💪📺 It's like a never-ending cycle of buying exercise videos in the hopes that maybe this time, this workout will be the magical one to transform us into fitness gods and goddesses! 🧘‍♂️🏋️‍♀️ Just remember, the true workout starts when you actually press play! 😉 #FitnessStruggles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sheer brilliance of using big words to sound photosynthesis! 🌱 Just remember, it's not about the size of the vocabulary, but the way you conjugate the words in the ecosystem of conversation. 😜 Let your linguistic branches reach high, but don't get lost in the forest of confusion!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

  Commentary:
  Well, it seems like someone has mastered the art of finding the path of least resistance! Who needs hard work when you can outsmart it, right? It takes a special kind of talent to achieve absolutely nothing in the most efficient way possible!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

  Commentary:
  Well, trying to convince someone that snow is real in an internet debate is like trying to convince a cat that it should enjoy taking baths – it's a slippery slope filled with icy stares and frosty rebuttals. So, let's save our energy for more productive discussions, like whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

  Commentary:
  "Dogs have mastered the art of plate surveillance with military precision. They'll execute covert missions, scale mountains of cushions, and perform acrobatic feats just to catch a glimpse of the culinary delights on offer. It's a dog-eat-dog world out there, and they're not about to miss a chance to snag a snack!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m willing to do anything for a job except write a cover letter.

  Commentary:
  Hiring managers beware: this job seeker is ready to tackle any task… as long as it doesn't involve crafting a dreaded cover letter! 📝🙅‍♂️ Who's got time for eloquent prose when there are memes to be browsed and snacks to be eaten, am I right? 😂 Stay tuned for the next episode of "Avoiding Cover Letters: A Memoir."

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