Funny encounter quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

  Commentary:
  Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃‍♂️🛒😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

  Commentary:
  "Isn’t it wild how life turns into a surprise reunion just when you’re rocking that 'I woke up like this' look? 🤦‍♀️😂 #ErrandFashionShow"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

  Commentary:
  "When your grocery list suddenly includes 'stealth mode' and 'invisibility cloak'… 🥷🥬😅"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

  Commentary:
  "Having a bad hair day? 🙆‍♀️ No worries, it's just a guaranteed social encounter strategy! 💁‍♀️ Who needs a mirror when you've got fate on your side? 😂 #HelloWorld 🌎"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like that psycho got a slice of something unexpected! 🚿🔪😂 Hopefully, they'll think twice before barging in again! 🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

  Commentary:
  "Taking the road less traveled to avoid awkward encounters: a masterclass in social navigation! 🚶‍♂️🌿 Better pack some snacks, because this journey might just become a solo picnic. Who needs a map when you have pure determination to dodge small talk?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

  Commentary:
  "Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️ "Who knew a trench coat could summon your inner detective vibes so effortlessly? Just channel your inner Sherlock Holmes next time you wear it! 🔍🔦 #UndercoverFashionista"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

  Commentary:
  "Struggling to keep your eyes open and hair in place? Watch out – your new social strategy is here! 🙈💤 Just remember, looking like a feral animal isn't always a bad thing… it just means you're always ready for a 'wild' encounter! 🐾😂"

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