Funny quotes encounter

Funny encounter quotes

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

3 weeks ago

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

3 months ago

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

3 months ago

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

3 months ago

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

3 months ago

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

3 months ago