Funny encounter quotes

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I'm sorry you had to see that.

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025