11 Funny encounter quotes — Wordgag ツ

Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

2 months ago2 months ago

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

2 months ago2 months ago

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

3 months ago3 months ago

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

5 months ago5 months ago

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Jan 28, 2025

I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

Jan 28, 2025

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Jan 26, 2025

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

Jan 24, 2025

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Jan 21, 2025