14 Funny encounter quotes

• Welcome to middle age. Everything you encounter is either blurry or too loud now.

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  1 day ago

  age, aging, blurry, encounter, everything, eyesight, hearing, humor, loud, middle, middle age, too, welcome

• Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

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  3 weeks ago

  citrus, citrus fruit, cut, encounter, exaggeration, excellent, fingernail, fruit, high, humor, i, injury, me, number, send, under, universe

• The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

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  2 months ago

  dollars, encounter, humor, left, life, money, unexpected, unexpected encounter, woman, women

• If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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  2 months ago

  cool, cooler, encounter, family, generation, humor, kids, kind, kindness, parent, parents, teenager, wild

• I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

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  2 months ago

  actually, again, conversation, encounter, humor, i, insight, love, never, perspective, random, random encounter, say, shit, stranger, strangers, talking

• Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, encounter, escape, escape room, every, funny observation, grocery, grocery store, humor, know, observation, room, social, social anxiety, social encounter, someone, store, surprise

• The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, coincidence, embarrassment, encounter, errand, errands, everyone, guarantee, lesson, life, life lesson, looking, months, only, run, seen, shit, social, social encounter, surprise

• For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, avoidance, avoiding, awkward, awkward encounter, collision, encounter, grocery, grocery store, introvert, kind, person, running, social, social anxiety, store, worst

• I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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  2 months ago

  encounter, everyone, hair, house, humor, i, know, left, makeup, relatable, run, sure, wet

• To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, encounter, humor, knife, me, psycho, shower, situation, sorry, unexpected, unexpected encounter

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