19 Funny falling quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

  Commentary:
  When the toilet is more comfortable than the bed, you know you’ve picked the right Airbnb! 🛏️🚽😴

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  1 week ago

  Share →: “I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "I'm-totally-not-going-to-fall-for-this-oh-wait-here-I-go-again" move 🤦‍♂️🙈

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

  Commentary:
  "Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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  Commentary:
  "9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just 'mission repetitive'? 🤔😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

  Commentary:
  "Falling asleep on accident: 10/10. Waking up with drool on my sleeve: priceless. 😴💤🤦‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

  Commentary:
  Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive 'Couch Potato' pose – a true test of flexibility and balance for those of us dedicated to the ancient art of TV watching 🧘‍♂️🛋️ Remember, it's all about finding inner peace… and the right channel!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your workplace needed a "Caution: Falling in Love Zone" sign! 😂💔 Who knew your charm was a workplace hazard! #HeartbreakerOnDuty

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, my schedule is already booked solid with napping and avoiding responsibilities. No room for any unexpected love drama! 😂💔 #NotReadyForThatCommittment"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like the writer's life is a rollercoaster of romantic highs and existential lows! 🎢💔 But hey, at least their heartbreak makes for beautifully tragic poetry! 📝🖤 #AllsFairInLoveAndLiterature"

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