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14 Funny falling quotes

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025
My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025
I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
I'm just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they'll leave me too.

I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you're right.

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Hundreds, nay, thousands of movies about falling in love but only one movie about a beach that makes you old.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025