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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.
The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.
At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.
Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

New funny falling quotes 👇

4 weeks ago
Share →: I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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Commentary:
"9th time’s the charm! 🎯 Who knew mission impossible was just 'mission repetitive'? 🤔😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

Commentary:
"Falling asleep on accident: 10/10. Waking up with drool on my sleeve: priceless. 😴💤🤦‍♂️"
4 months ago
Share →: The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Commentary:
Sip your tea, darling ☕️🌍 Just remember, chaos is a constant. So why not enjoy a cuppa amidst the madness? It's the small moments of tranquility that keep us sane in this wacky world! 😜 #TeaTimeCuresAll
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

Commentary:
Ah, the elusive 'Couch Potato' pose – a true test of flexibility and balance for those of us dedicated to the ancient art of TV watching 🧘‍♂️🛋️ Remember, it's all about finding inner peace… and the right channel!
5 months ago
Share →: I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Commentary:
Looks like your workplace needed a "Caution: Falling in Love Zone" sign! 😂💔 Who knew your charm was a workplace hazard! #HeartbreakerOnDuty
5 months ago
Share →: No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Commentary:
"Sorry, my schedule is already booked solid with napping and avoiding responsibilities. No room for any unexpected love drama! 😂💔 #NotReadyForThatCommittment"
5 months ago
Share →: I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Commentary:
"Sounds like the writer's life is a rollercoaster of romantic highs and existential lows! 🎢💔 But hey, at least their heartbreak makes for beautifully tragic poetry! 📝🖤 #AllsFairInLoveAndLiterature"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.

Commentary:
Oh deer 🦌🚗 Love can be quite the surprise package! Who knew you were sharing your heart with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's distant relative? 😂❤️ Just when you thought you found your perfect match, turns out they're a reindeer enthusiast on the side! 🎄 #LoveIsUnpredictable
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Commentary:
"Fall in love with me they said… but little did they know, my walking pace is set on snail mode! 🚶‍♂️💔 Looks like love will have to wait… at least until I reach the finish line!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m just falling in love with my problems now. Maybe they’ll leave me too.

Commentary:
"Ah, embracing your problems like old friends, hoping they'll take the hint and pack their bags 🤔🧳 Maybe they'll get the hint or maybe they'll just redecorate without your permission 😉🤷‍♂️ #ProblematicLoveStory"