30 Funny falling quotes

• Nothing really prepares you for when your favorite sweatpants begin to fall apart.

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  4 weeks ago

  apart, begin, clothing, comfort, fall, falling, falling apart, favorite, humor, nothing, preparation, relatability, sweatpant, sweatpants

• Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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  2 months ago

  change, coconut, counting, falling, falling coconut, getting, humor, issue, issues, personality, work

• The Airbnb reviews never tell you how comfortable the toilets are for falling asleep on.

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  2 months ago

  Airbnb, asleep, comfort, comfortable, falling, humor, never, reviews, sleep, tell, toilet, toilets

• “I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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  2 months ago

  again, comedy, fall, falling, humor, i, irony, procrastination, repetition, sarcasm, say, self-awareness, whatever

• I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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  2 months ago

  attraction, falling, flirting, humor, humorist, i, ID, love, media, once, pics, playful, post, self-awareness, self-confidence, social, social media, want

• I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

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  2 months ago

  again, confidence, failure, falling, humor, irony, mission, repetition, sarcasm, success, successful, times

• Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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  2 months ago

  accidental, accidental sleep, accidentally, always, asleep, best, falling, frustration, humor, humorous, irony, irritation, nap, sleep

• The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

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  2 months ago

  always, apart, around, best, chaos, enjoy, falling, falling apart, humor, mindfulness, perspective, remember, tea, world

• My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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  2 months ago

  activity, balance, control, couch, end, exercise, falling, favorite, leisure, pose, remote, remote control, table, yoga

• I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

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  2 months ago

  falling, humor, i, job, love, me, people, quit, relationships, workplace

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