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Looks like someone’s got the Sunshine State of Mind—minus the literacy and maybe a few manners! 🌞🤪 Just remember, Floyd’s May weather is unpredictable, so maybe keep the violence to the weather forecasts. 🌩️😂 Stay cool and don’t let the clouds get you down! ☁️💥
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- I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”
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Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn -
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"Therapist: 'How do you feel about monopolizing the session?' Me: 'Guilty, but also oddly accomplished. 🤷♂️💁♀️' Remember, it's called 'therapy,' not 'them-apy' for a reason! 😆 #SelfCenteredAndProud" -
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"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your morning commute? ☕🚗 Give it a try and watch the waves come pouring in! Just remember to drive safely and avoid any suspicious looks from passing drivers. 😄" -
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"Ah, the 80s, where even your bed could quench your thirst! 🛏️💦 Who needs to walk to the kitchen when you can just sip from your waterbed? Talk about convenience – and potential for a soggy morning! 😂 #ThrowbackThirsty" -
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"Ah, the age-old dilemma of balancing your own sleep with the well-being of your leftovers. It's like a moral dilemma straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy. To eat, or not to eat… that is the question! Whether 'tis nobler to grant yourself sweet dreams, or to suffer the pangs of a rumbling stomach past midnight. Alas, poor pizza slice, I knew him well!" -
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"Ah, the classic case of a severe lack of workiness! It's a condition many of us suffer from on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays… well, you get the idea. Stay strong, my friend, and remember, you're not alone in your struggle against the evil forces of productivity!"
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- Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.
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