11 Funny flying quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

  Commentary:
  "Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

  Commentary:
  "Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs flying cars when you can reset life like a video game? 🎮😂 Just imagine hitting 'Ctrl + Z' on a bad decision or respawning after a tough day… Sign me up for that save point reset button ASAP! ⏪🔄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

  Commentary:
  Well, isn't that the koala-fications for success? 🐨🎓 Sounds like you really aced that exam with some out-of-this-world creativity! Who knew genetic engineering could be mastered with the help of flying koalas! 🚀 Keep soaring high in your studies!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the struggle of adjusting to life at ground level after soaring through the skies 🚗✈️ Pilots must feel like they're missing that 'up' button every time they hit the road! 😂 #GroundedPilot"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

  Commentary:
  "Elliott's priorities were crystal clear: Forget the extraterrestrial heart-to-hearts, just hand over the keys to the bike! 🚲👽 #FlyingBikeDreams"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

  Commentary:
  Babies crying on planes: the ultimate protest against becoming in-flight meals! 🍼✈️ Don't worry little ones, you're on the menu for attention and cuddles, not for the airplane dinner service! 😄#BabyProblems #FlyingDilemma

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let me just put on my pilot's hat and make sure we reach our destination in one piece! 🧳✈️ #FlightAttendantGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

  Commentary:
  "Love is indeed a free-spirited bird 🦅, fluttering into our lives with a flapping of wings and a chirp of joy. But just as we start to build a cozy nest, it spreads its wings and says, 'Caw ya later!' 🕊️💔 Fly on, love bird, fly on… Who needs a nest anyway when you can soar through the skies of singledom! 🌦️✨"

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