22 Funny flying quotes

• There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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• Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

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• Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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• You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

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• Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

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  escape, fly, flying, frustration, grow, humor, irony, obsession, peeve, pet, pet peeve, pretending, room

• I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

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  carry, carrying, comic, flight, fly, flying, friendship, fun, humor, i, ones, pick, superher, support, teamwork

• Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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  activity, comparison, eating, flying, food, food humor, fun, fun activity, humor, irony, joke, opposite, wings

• I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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  airplane, aviation, bird, cooler, flight, flying, humor, i, think, whimsical, wings

• Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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  across, airport, airport experience, country, experience, flying, Funny, hang, humor, mall, oh, travel, travel humor

• My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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  accident, animal, animal behavior, behavior, bird, clumsiness, flying, humor, self-deprecating, spirit, spirit animal, unconscious, window, Windows

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