21 Funny flying quotes — Wordgag ツ

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

1 month ago1 month ago

There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

2 months ago2 months ago

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

2 months ago2 months ago

Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

2 months ago2 months ago

You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

2 months ago2 months ago

Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

2 months ago2 months ago

I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

2 months ago2 months ago

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

2 months ago2 months ago

I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

2 months ago2 months ago

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

3 months ago3 months ago

My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

4 months ago4 months ago

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

6 months ago6 months ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

6 months ago

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Jan 25, 2025

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Jan 24, 2025

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Jan 24, 2025

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

Jan 23, 2025

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Jan 23, 2025

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

Jan 21, 2025