19 Funny flying quotes

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  54 minutes ago

  Share →: There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

  Commentary:
  Perfect opportunity to unleash your autobiography on an unsuspecting audience! ✈️😂🎤

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  7 hours ago

  Share →: Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

  Commentary:
  Flying: the only time when sitting in a metal tube at 36,000 feet makes you crave a drink you'd never buy on the ground! ✈️🤷‍♂️🍅

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

  Commentary:
  Guess my face has a "Bugs Welcome" sign I didn't know about! 🐝🚫face

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  2 days ago

  Share →: You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

  Commentary:
  Well, I guess that explains why my flight plan was more flop than soar! 🦸‍♂️🛑✈️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Flies are literally obsessed with flying into a room, then pretending they can’t get out. Grow up.

  Commentary:
  When flies act like they're auditioning for a soap opera, buzzing in with drama and leaving with a flair for the overdramatic 😂🪰🚪

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

  Commentary:
  Defying gravity and taxi fees one superhero at a time! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️✈️😄

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

  Commentary:
  Wings won't help me fly, but they certainly lift my mood! 🍗😆

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

  Commentary:
  Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

  Commentary:
  "Airports: where I pay for a flight, but end up on an unexpected shopping spree 🚀🛍️ Who knew travel came with a side of impulse buying? 😂✈️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

  Commentary:
  "Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"

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