Funny quotes flying

Funny flying quotes

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

1 month ago

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

1 month ago

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

3 months ago

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

3 months ago

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

3 months ago

Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

3 months ago

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

3 months ago

Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.

3 months ago

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

3 months ago