11 Funny flying quotes

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  3 days ago

  View →: Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?
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  3 months ago

  View →: I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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