74 Funny found quotes

• I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

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  5 days ago

  anxiety, boyfriend, date, dating, dating anxiety, expectation, found, humor, i, just, life, love, relationship, sick, single, single life, social, social expectation, stomach

• I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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  5 days ago

  biology, cheating, chest, emotion, found, heartbreak, i, pain, partner, relationship, wonder

• No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

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  5 days ago

  another, area, career, error, error message, found, humor, job, job posting, job search, message, open, please, poet, posting, search, try, warrior, warrior poet

• Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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  6 days ago

  age, borrow, borrowing, chair, chairs, Christmas, elderly, found, humor, just, loneliness, neighbor, over, own, spare, tomorrow, visit

• I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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  6 days ago

  90, American, Americans, conversion, day, dramatic, dramatics, found, humor, i, just, kilogram, measurement, pound, weight

• Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

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  6 days ago

  accomplishment, brag, driving, found, humor, i, looking, multitasking, music, navigation, place, today, turning

• I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.

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  6 days ago

  checkbox, found, frustration, humor, login, me, memory, never, nothing, remember, technology, works

• I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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  6 days ago

  boss, employee, found, Funny, gone, hr, humor, i, joke, joke gone wrong, management, office, tell, told, workplace, workplace humor, wrong

• Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

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  7 days ago

  animal, animal behavior, awkward, behavior, found, humor, imagine, pet, phone, picture, pictures, privacy, sleeping

• Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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  7 days ago

  beat, beating, broke, everywhere, found, harder, home, humor, joke, laziness, me, motivation, nothing, robbery, search, telling, thief, work, yesterday

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