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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.
1 month ago
I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.
1 month ago
People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.
1 month ago
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
1 month ago
Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.
2 months ago
I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.
3 months ago
If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.
3 months ago
I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.
3 months ago
Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.
3 months ago
Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.
3 months ago
“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.
3 months ago
If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.
3 months ago
I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.
3 months ago
Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.
3 months ago
I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.
3 months ago
There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.
3 months ago
My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.
3 months ago
I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.
3 months ago
Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.
3 months ago
When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.
3 months ago
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