48 Funny found quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

  Commentary:
  "Emails are like cookies—they never find me well, but always find me snacking! 🍪📧😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

  Commentary:
  "After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: my soulmate is a ghost and we've been playing hide-and-seek forever! 👻🔍💔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

  Commentary:
  "Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

  Commentary:
  "Forget soulmates, I’m just looking for source-mates! 📚❤️🤣 #AcademicLove"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

  Commentary:
  "When I found out a crush is just a lack of information, I realized my whole life was basically a WiFi dead zone. 📶❌😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that my workout motto is 'Why sweat when you can just pet the dog?' 🐶😅 #NoPainAllGain"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, those sheep are really stepping up their game! 🐑💪 Who knew they were such talented fashion designers? Maybe they'll start their own line of knitwear soon! 😄🧶"

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