Funny quotes found

39 Funny found quotes

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

1 month ago

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

1 month ago

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

1 month ago

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

1 month ago

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

2 months ago

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

3 months ago

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

3 months ago

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

3 months ago

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

3 months ago

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

3 months ago

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

3 months ago

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

3 months ago

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

3 months ago

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

3 months ago

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

3 months ago

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

3 months ago

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

3 months ago

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

3 months ago

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

3 months ago

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

3 months ago