74 Funny found quotes

• I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal.

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  1 hour ago

  back, car, driving, found, humor, i, Jesus, joke, religion, road, road safety, safety, signal, traffic, turn, turn signal

• This call, should’ve been a message in a bottle I never found.

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  4 hours ago

  bottle, call, communication, connection, found, frustration, humor, i, message, metaphor, missed, missed connection, never

• Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.

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  6 hours ago

  animal, animal behavior, away, behavior, car, comparison, crazy, day, found, funny comparison, gas, gas station, got, having, horse, humor, imagine, later, life, medieval, medieval times, modern, modern life, ran, run, runaway, runaway horse, scared, station, times, transportation

• Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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  10 hours ago

  air, air fryer, brew, bro, Caesar, caesar salad, cold, cold brew, food, food trend, found, fryer, healthy, healthy food, high protein, i, Instagram, media, oats, overnight, overnight oats, recipe, salad, social, social media, trend, trendy, trendy food, try

• I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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  21 hours ago

  before, found, humor, i, innocence, knowledge, miss, much, nostalgia, perspective, reflection, too, world, worldview

• I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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  1 day ago

  betrayal, breakup, cheating, concert, end, even, found, got, hard, humor, husband, i, irony, linkin, Linkin Park, matter, me, music, park, relationship, tried

• I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

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  1 day ago

  cheating, chili, concert, day, emotional, emotional pain, ever, feel, found, heartbreak, hot, i, me, music, pain, pepper, red, Red Hot Chili Pepper, relationship, wife

• I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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  1 day ago

  cleaning, closet, discovery, distraction, found, humor, i, looking, organise, procrastination, tidying, tidying up

• I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach.

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  7 days ago

  anxiety, boyfriend, date, dating, dating anxiety, expectation, found, humor, i, just, life, love, relationship, sick, single, single life, social, social expectation, stomach

• I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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  3 weeks ago

  biology, cheating, chest, emotion, found, heartbreak, i, pain, partner, relationship, wonder

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