Funny quotes found

39 Funny found quotes

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Even on the coldest of days, there’s such peace found in the warm embrace of a hot pizza.

Funny Quotes Feb 19, 2025

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I won’t rest until a cure for insomnia is found.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025