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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Jan 31, 2026

Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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I don’t even get disappointed anymore. I’m just like, “Oh, again? Okay.”

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

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Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.

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Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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What an awful time to be even remotely aware of what is going on in the world.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

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Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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