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I hope this email kills us both.

3 months ago

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

3 months ago

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

3 months ago

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

3 months ago

Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

3 months ago

Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

3 months ago

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

3 months ago

It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

3 months ago

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

3 months ago

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

3 months ago

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

3 months ago

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

3 months ago

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

3 months ago

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

3 months ago

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

3 months ago

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

3 months ago

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

3 months ago

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

3 months ago

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

3 months ago

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

3 months ago