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Funny funny question quotes are the perfect way to tickle your brain and your funny bone at the same time! 🤔😂 Whether you’re looking to spark laughter in a chat or just brighten your day, these witty wonders turn everyday questions into hilarious moments. Ready to smile, think, and maybe even snort a little? Let the quirky questioning begin! 🎉💬😄

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16 hours ago
Share →: What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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When you're the life of the party but just want to be the snack table's bodyguard instead! 🥳🕵️‍♂️🍕
2 days ago
Share →: “You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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Sounds about right! Both fix engines, but one gets a stethoscope instead of a wrench! 😂🩺🔧
3 days ago
Share →: Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

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Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂
3 weeks ago
Share →: Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

Commentary:
"Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! 🦀💭🐠✈️😂"
3 months ago
Share →: “I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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"I hate small talk!" Oh okay. Do you think all young goats are called kids because they're kidding around with small talk too much? 🐐😆 #SmallTalkSucks
6 months ago
Share →: “Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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"Well, if I'm seeing a therapist, does that count as a relationship status? 🧐 Or should I swipe right on that hallucination instead? 🤔 Maybe I'll just stick to dating guys who are real but may drive me crazy anyway! 🤪💑"
6 months ago
Share →: Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

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🦋 "Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?" 🥪🥑 Maybe moths are just misunderstood foodies who prefer a cashmere buffet over a simple sammie or avocado toast! Who knows, maybe there's a moth out there dreaming of a sweater made of avocado 🥑 toast! Just a little fashion-forward thinking from our moth friends! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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"Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat… Well, that's a rat-her ambitious challenge! 🐀😆 It's like saying you love the ocean and being asked to name every fish. Quite the task, but hey, every rat deserves their moment of fame, right? 🌆😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

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Looks like someone took their rockstar aspirations a bit too literally! 🎸🤔 Remember folks, air guitar is all fun and games until it ends up in unexpected places – like your vacuum cleaner! 🪠 Time to rock and roll out that air guitar with some suction-powered tunes! 🎶 #VacuumGuitarProblems
6 months ago
Share →: How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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"Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! 🍳🤔 Just remember, eggs don't come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It's all about the float test: if they sink, they're wink-wink 😉, but if they float, it's a firm nope! 🥚⛵️ Don't let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you're looking for a new pet bacteria!