125 Funny game quotes

• I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

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• There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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  advice, convince, game, Game of Thrones, important, listen, persuasion, recommendation, show, someone, thrones, time, TV, TV Show, watch

• The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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  coffee, dangerous, drinking, game, i, most, play, seeing

• SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

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  app, casino, design, every, experience, feels, game, game design, much, online, online shopping, open, Shein, shopping, shopping app, time, too, user, user experience

• If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

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  button, buttons, confusion, game, gaming, humor, i, indecision, know, life, press, procrastination, random, random button, right, time, video, video game, where

• Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.

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  activity, five, game, humor, irony, people, risk, roulette, Russian, Russian Roulette, safe, safety, six, statistics

• I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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  board, board game, competition, game, humor, i, Monopoly, personality, play, someone, transformation

• If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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  after, afterlife, cremated, cremation, death, die, family, family game night, game, game piece, hourglass, humor, night, nights, participation, piece, put, still

• My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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  brain, brain tumor, dehydration, due, favorite, game, guess, headache, health, health humor, humor, joke, lack, lack of sleep, malnutrition, medical, medical joke, migraine, poor, poor position, position, sleep, stress, tumor

• Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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  after, again, back, break, breakup, dating, dying, ending, except, game, health, humor, less, long-term, long-term relationship, partner, relationship, relationship struggle, restart, start, struggle, video, video game

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