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6 months ago
Share →: You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

Commentary:
Well, that's quite the holiday conundrum! 🎁💁‍♀️✨ Who knew wrapping skills and comedic charm were intertwined in such a mysterious way! Looks like I'll have to practice my gift wrapping to improve my beauty and humor game. 🤔😄 #StriveForBoth
6 months ago
Share →: When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

Commentary:
Oh, that familiar holiday shopping experience 🛍️🎄 Who can resist treating themselves during the season of giving? 💁‍♀️ After all, it's important to spread the Christmas cheer… both to others and ourselves! 🎁✨ #SelfGiftGoals
6 months ago
Share →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Commentary:
'Tis the season to wrap gifts with the delicate touch of a T-Rex trying to thread a needle 🦖🎁 Don't worry, the struggle is real but the sentiment is what counts!
6 months ago
Share →: If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

Commentary:
🎄🐱 "If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t. They’d probably just swat them off the table and demand more treats instead. Typical feline divas! 😼 #MeowyChristmas"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve decided to give people an attitude instead of gifts this year.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone’s bringing the sass instead of sugar this holiday season! 😏🎁 Who needs presents when you can gift people a strong attitude, am I right? Just be sure that attitude is fully wrapped and comes with a bow for that extra flair! 🎀😂 #AttitudeOverGifts"
6 months ago
Share →: Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Commentary:
"Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, because what every man truly needs is a flannel-covered flask to safely store his knife-infused whiskey 🥃🔪. It's the perfect blend of rugged charm and questionable decision-making skills. Happy holidays, gentlemen! 🎁🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Looks like Santa's workshop had a budget cut this year! 🎅💸 Time to spread some goodwill… through virtual hugs! 🤗💸 #BrokeSanta #HugsForChristmas"
6 months ago
Share →: I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

Commentary:
"Besties who match together, stay crazy together! 🤪🎁👯‍♀️ Who needs matching sweaters when you can twin in straight jackets? 😂 #bffgoals #crazychristmas"
6 months ago
Share →: Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

Commentary:
"Santa baby, forget the fancy gifts, just give me some mental stability this year! 🎅🧠 Oh, what a merry and mentally sound Christmas it would be! 🎄😄 #Priorities"