Funny hanging quotes

• 

  4 months ago

  Share →: Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

  Commentary:
  "Ready to tackle Monday like a boss, even if it means holding on to that thread for dear life! 🤣💪 Bring it on, week, we'll keep hanging in there like the resilient champs we are! 🙌 #MondayMotivation"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

  Commentary:
  "Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

  Commentary:
  Ah, to kids, a neatly hanging dish towel is like a siren's call for mischief! 🧒👀🚫 Just one glance and it's instant chaos – let the towel shenanigans begin! 🤪🤣 #KidsWillBeKids

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, because nothing motivates a kid quite like the imminent doom of a stick figure! 🤣🪓 #ParentingWin #HangmanSavior"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging – waking up feeling like you've been practicing your bat pose all night 🦇😂 Who knew getting older would come with free neck pain as a bonus gift! Just part of the charming package deal, folks! 🎁 #AgingGracefully"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

  Commentary:
  It's a tragic day for all introverts out there! 😂 Imagine the horror of being sentenced to 100 hours of socializing – the horror! 😱 Don't worry, I'll be ready with an escape plan just in case it happens to me. 🔍🏃‍♂️ #IntrovertProblems

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your doctor is a real party pooper! 🎉👨‍⚕️ Maybe it's time to find a new doctor who's more willing to keep things up and running! 😉💊

For even more funny hanging quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny hanging quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌