Funny hanging quotes

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Getting old would be so fun if you didn't wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Heartbreaking: Introvert sentenced to 100 hours of hanging out.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

My doctor no longer prescribes me Viagra. He just left me hanging.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025