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96 Funny having quotes

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 17, 2025
The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025
Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025
I'm having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
IKEA products should be cheaper, I'm doing all the work here. It's like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
What's the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it's getting down to business?

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025