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103 Funny having quotes

  • The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs expensive meals when you can feast on dreams instead? 💤🍽️ #NapTimeDinnerGoals”

  • We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

    Commentary:
    Well, talk about starting a conversation with a bang 🔥💥! It seems like this mother-in-law’s decision caught everyone off guard – talk about dropping a hot tea bombshell! 😂 Let’s just hope the temperature isn’t cranked up too high for this family get-together! 🫖🧥 #TeaTimeTales

  • People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

    Commentary:
    Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they’re casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙‍♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you’ve got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪

  • Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs mindfulness when you’ve got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you’re not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities”

  • Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that simply breathing through our nose was a luxury we took for granted? 🤧 Appreciating the simple joys in life, one clear nostril at a time! 😂 #BlockedNoseStruggles”

  • Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the elusive euphoria of an empty laundry basket – a fleeting moment of triumph before it’s swiftly filled with the never-ending cycle of clothes again! 🧺⏳ #LifeGoals #LaundryDayAdventures”

  • The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the joys of modern life – debts or destinations! 🏦🏙️ Don’t you just love the dilemma of either parting with your hard-earned cash or packing up your life in search of a debt-free haven? Decisions, decisions… 💸😂”

  • People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

    Commentary:
    “Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear”

  • The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the struggle of being surrounded by common sense-challenged individuals 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ It’s like trying to explain colors to someone who sees only in black and white! Embrace the chaos with a smile and a splash of sarcasm 😜 #CommonSenseStruggles

  • Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.

    Commentary:
    “Talking to me is like going on a road trip – sure, we might take a few detours, but hey, at least there’s a view! 🚗🌄😄”

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